Well-shit-were-doomed - Youve Made It To Hell Congrats

there are two things that made me what i am today. both pieces of literature. both read in sixth grade. one, an extensive published series spanning over nine books and hundreds of chapters all written by the accredited author james patterson. the other, a gravity falls fanfiction that taught me what the tag lemon means

istg i absolutely guzzle orange juice like my bard drowning himself in ‘the best beer in town’ during a long rest after five hours of combat stumbling out of a tavern after he lost his banjo ready to collapse.

ofmd spoilers

The parallel of Ed saying he could fake his death. And also that scene where he said he’d thought he’d have a cooler death than this. “Like being eaten by a tiger…”

And Stede faking his death with a jungle cat.

riz in fabian’s letterman jacket. that he didn’t get for being on the team. ig it fits riz better since he’s on the team. being the ball and all

i bet bad kids sleepovers fucking rule

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some fun details:

Monster Aficionado Crow

Here he goes.

The parallel of Stede at the beginning, leaving Mary and his family to sail the sea. Alone on this big ship with all his things. Nervous and scared about how he’ll fare as a pirate.

Then Stede at the end, leaving to find Ed and his home, where he belongs. Alone on this tiny boat with nothing. Confident and determined. Happy.

John Waters toking on a John Waters bong.

mime down…

stopping at that funky little truck stop on my way back from college to buy myself another metal as fuck mug with a dragon for a handle

look at this shit

stranger things spoilers

the hobbit and lotr spoliers

with all these stranger things and lotr parallels, i would like to present:

eddie and dustin as aragorn and frodo