every night i have a battle with my reflection over whether or not i’m going to brush my teeth. and every night i do. out of pure spite. you want me to brush my teeth so fucking badly. fine. fine you motherfucker. i will. because i’m not a pus-
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Nigel and Chauncey getting stabbed/shot in the same eye.
Everyone blaming Stede when it was just an accident.
that is my mom
my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world
I cant wait for Jake to show up so Layla can have a third boyfriend
“Names are like moms with sprinklers”
-my mother misreading a sign that said “Nanas are like moms with sprinkles”
bug ass
MONEY CAT MONEY CAT MONEY CAT M O N E Y C A T M O N E Y C A T M O N E Y C
is this loss
I WANNA BE ABLE TO SPEAK SPANISH SO BAD THIS ISNT EVEN A SHITPOST I JUST NEED IT
my favorite holiday
heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”
. YEEt! this is turning into a fandom page check out my other blog reblogs-we’ll-shit-were-doomed for. well. reblogs
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