Owo

im stuck with like five ppl in the house we need it man

Jackpot

.....i have this for reasons "^"

This game will haunt me to my death bed and im fine with that fact

Hetaoni??? In 2020??? LWDKjfk???????

Reblogs would be greatly appreciated, this took me forever orz

I NEARLY SWALLOWED MH TONGUE. Okokokok so i was just quickly running to look at the wagon for the cabbage seeds for the greenhouse and after that i went to check on my four crabpots (i bought one originally and got the other 3 from the cc) and i got a lobster two days in a row (it hasnt happened to me before and ive had like maybe 5 save files idk)  

uvu this was nice 

A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

Im so glad i can just have this knowledge. Thank you op.

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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It really is gorgeous

I decided to share this around Tumblr, as well

One day a few years ago i adopted a couple of freshman and even after graduation to this day we still talk even if im chronically allergic to texting lmao 

one of my boys just called and had to make sure he knew he was gonna text me at 1 am on my birthday but missed it and then called when he was at work to make sure, im gonna cry (HES ALSO GETTING MARRIED SOON MY BOOYY) 

and on a funnier note i believe the other might just text happy one year older lmao cause this little turd on my graduation day hands me a starlord pin (im pretty sure he was the one who gave it to me, cause one gave me a starlord pin and the other gave me a deadpool one i loved them both) and he hands me the pin and says congrats your old like the little shit he was 

p.s. if either of you have found this the chairs still my favorite even if i have no idea where it is now lmao

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

i have never wanted to shoot an sdv crow as much as i have now 

im starting a new save to marry another bachelor ( i cannot bring myself to divorce and remarry on a file so multiple it is) and the crow went for my ONLY bean sprout ON WEDNESDAY alksdfjsladfjs like not the multiple cauliflower or potatoes or parsnips noooooooo just the only fuckin bean sprout sfaklsdjfas