Hey Umm Remember When Vogler Forced Wilson To Resign And He Was Talking To House Like "i Got No Kids

Gay sex as a metaphor for friendship

So you're telling me that there's a House subplot where House calls Wilson a wuss for being unable to choose furniture. Wilson of course denies this, so House challenges him to find at least one piece of furniture that Wilson likes. His excuse for this is that all of Wilson's exes have picked out the furniture, and that shouldn't define Wilson's taste. That he should find a piece of furniture that "says something about himself". Anyway, Wilson fails miserably and is unable to find ONE piece of furniture he likes.

His loss to House makes him confide in Cuddy, who tells him to just hire a decorator and stop caring about what House says. So he does. He hires a decorator, and House notices it instantly. Wilson basically immediately admits to hiring a decorator, but then House notices one piece of furniture still covered by a cloth across the room. He walks over, reveals what's inside and smiles. It's one of those organ piano things, clearly meant for House. The ONE furniture that Wilson liked and was able to choose was one for House.

And I kid you not, it ends with House saying "I like what this says about you Wilson" whilst Wilson just fondly... stares. Then he walks off and House continues playing.

This show I swear to god.

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Totally normal about you btw *visibly trembling*

Chase was real as fuck for that.

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

thinking about years of everyone arguing "are house and wilson fucking or not" and the thing that finally reveals them is house's medical records listing his legal name as Gregory Wilson because of course he got it legally changed away from his father's name immediately after they had their quickie wedding in niagara falls in '05 but it's not his fault he already built a career as House yknow. so now it's his stage name. like a magician or drag queen

love watching house bc wilson is such a little gossip. anything happens in diagnostics and wilsons immediately there like ok girl. dont u have work to do why do u have to know everything ever