This May Be So Random For An Ask But For Some Reason I Can See House Slipping His Hand In Wilson's Back

somewhere on their painfully platonic post-canon road trip house and wilson end up in a super queer part of whichever city and decide to stay for a week or two because it's safe and walkable and they just think it's funny they can see drag queens at brunch. but then they keep getting stopped by young gays telling them they're such a beautiful couple and its clear they've been together for decades and it must've been sooo hard to be gay in the 80s and 90s and wilson is like um well and house is like oh mary you have no idea and starts talking about queer history and recounting way-too-specific-to-be-made-up stories about protests and nightclubs and friends he lost to the AIDS crisis. and wilson is like i had no idea?? and house is like jimmy we met when i was in my 30s did you think i was just sitting around doing nothing until then. pls

wilson is a wife guy for sure but like not any of the ones he married

season 8 house's haircut (i say to my audience of 0)

James Wilson 🙄 Collection Part Season 6

can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.

thinking about years of everyone arguing "are house and wilson fucking or not" and the thing that finally reveals them is house's medical records listing his legal name as Gregory Wilson because of course he got it legally changed away from his father's name immediately after they had their quickie wedding in niagara falls in '05 but it's not his fault he already built a career as House yknow. so now it's his stage name. like a magician or drag queen

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

Wilson as snoopy and House as Woodstock :)

hilson breaking up for the first time in the mid 90s and house going to a bar to drink himself half to death and wilson going to the same bar to talk to women but they spot each other in the bar and then they fuck in the bathroom

coupon thief