Okay But Does Anyone Know What The MC Is Doing During The Fights? Because Canonically Yuu Doesn’t Have

can u imagine living in the hypnosis mic world, and like your just chilling and all, and some mf walks in with a microphone and says something like “your mama so fat, she look like a chicken wrap” and then just,,boom your entire family is dead, your dead, and then they start singing the chorus and dancing and that’s the last thing u see before u die.

Floyd trying to photobomb the photo and crashing into everyone has to be the highlight of my week 💀

WHY THE FVCK IS SO HARD TO FIND A NORMAL ILLUMI FIC. It’s always gotta be something extreme 😭😭

I LOVE THEM SMMM I WANNA CRYY 😭😭

Yeah OCiel is a little brat that his only option was to close off everyone and his feelings. But we not gonna sit around here acting if anything happen to his little found family (which are the servants) he wouldn't raise hell. He yeah acts dismissive towards them but this also the noble rich kids that ACTUALLY goes on picnics with them in the yard of his house, gives them gifts and i know he worries if one of them is upset. >:((((((( I want to see Bard-co parenting, and being sassy to Sebastian when he spoils Ciel okay. I want more boys being boys with Ciel and Finnian. I WANT CONTENT THAT I WILL MAKE WITH MY OWN HANDS IF I HAVE TOO.

St. Flora pretty boys ✨ their visual is no joke

have you heard of this spray that makes you see hair on your face that is otherwise invisible so you can shave it with a dull plastic razor that comes in a 20 pack which will be on this planet for hundreds of years??? buy. have you heard of this single use sheet masks that does nothing different than a normal mask and you have to wear it overnight (it will come off) and on flights (you look crazy)??? buy. have you heard of this camera that makes you see your greasy scalp (normal) and dead skin (also normal) up close so you can purchase a treatment for hundreds of dollars and/or exfoliating scrub containing particles that are going down your drain and straight into the sea???? buy. have you heard of this special plastic gadget that

Since the SCOTUS doesn't think you have the right to hear this, please boost the hell out of the Miranda Warning.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

If someone knows other languages and can translate this, that would be wonderful because cops are no longer obligated to tell people their rights. This puts everyone but cops at risk. Let's make sure everyone on Tumblr knows.

LMFOAOAJDB

I'm sorry

Saburo being lactose intolerant just makes so much sense 💀💀

hpmi mini log i guess... old stuff from twitter... (which i havent used literally since the 2nd drb results.... sawry....)