I can’t believe in the year of our lord 2012 everyone was blogging about johnlock and NO ONE MENTIONED GREGORY “I faked my death so nothing could come between us in your final months on earth” HOUSE???
DISABLED CHASE
musing about disabled chase. i think he would retain weakness in his legs and some like. nerve damage that causes chronic pain after recovering from the stabbing so he has to use forearm crutches and occasionally a wheelchair if it's a bad day (he would only do this if he just straight up couldn't walk that day.) he would def have huge insecurities about being disabled and would probably feel like people were pitying him and shit if they helped him even a little bit do he refuses any help whatsoever even when he needs it. um that's all i got for now
truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
heaps of laundry that wilson does / 💼 / playing doctor / 🐻 / bickering / 💉 / sarcastic welcome mats / 🦯 / coffee stains / ☕️ / cameron making house wear a tiara / 📔 / chase and foreman pillow fighting
my requests are open!
think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.
Chase infodumped so hard here. House plays poorly, he immediately gave advice that a casual player wouldn't care about, and then gets a strike to reemphasize his point. Diversity win! your rebound for your situationship/several-year long marriage is autistic and is absolutely pummeling you in bowling.
THEYRE SO STUPID I LOEV THEM
they are 12 year old boys
group tshirts after chase's bachelor's party fiasco
Unstoppable force (House’s gay jokes) vs immovable object (Wilson’s repression)
That’s actually the best Wilson description I’ve ever seen
HEY SO I WENT TO LOOK AT JAMES WILSON'S WIKI PAGE CAUSE I WANTED TO CHECK SOMETHING AND-
WHAT WAS THAT LAST ONE??