Pause. Think About This (amazing Video, Obsessed With The Snake Facts And The Delivery Of Them). Imagine

Uh oh. Looks like someone might have a virus…

I now understand what it is to be alive :)

Friend like Venom…

Okay so i thought of some moon boi ™ head canons

( @xcatnapsx had input of course because she is the brains round here and told me to post this )

(Also pls be nice i’ve never done this before xoxo)

Okay so imagine reader and Khonshu being besties even though she can't see him like they hate eachother at first but then become like siblings

- Marc, sighing heavily: Khonshu says hi

- Marc, aggressively annoyed now: excuse me, sorry, he said HI

Marc wakes u up in the night and he’s so mad and you’re like huh? And u can see the flat is a mess with things knocked over - signs of a Khonshu tantrum - and Marc is almost crying from anger “khonshu wanted me to tell u that he saw a cool rock today and it made him think of u, AND FOR SOME REASON ThAT iNFORMATION COULDNT WAIT TIL FucKING MORNING”

You joke that its like having your own lil poltergeist knocking things about and your bois are NOT impressed

Pero buatefack

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

SHOUT OUT TO MY WRITER HOMIES WITH MUSLIM OCS/CHARACTERS;

1. WEARING A SHAWL TO BATTLE IS THE EQUIVALENT OF HAVING GIRLS FIGHT IN STILLETTOS. 

Just so you know, this is what I’m talking about;

-Is it bad-ass? Abso-fucking-lutely. Is it Practical? Not a chance in hell. Especially not if it’s silk. If it’s cotton, you are skating on thin fucking ice. That bitch will NOT stay on. It barely stays on with me just walking down the street to Walmart. Wielding axes and rifles and swords and daggers? I PROMISE you it will not do the job it’s expected to-WHICH IS TO COVER THE HAIR. (Some muslim girls dont wear them-and that’s fine. But those who DO do it to completely cover the hair in public. Is it ~Aesthetic~ to see the flyaway hairs in battle? Sure, but those aren’t usually practical either. )Consider instead; 

sport shawls 

-For one thing, it’s actually DESIGNED to be worn to atheletic activities. Archers tuck hems into the collar of their shirts so they don’t get in the way, and track runners pins (ill get to this bit later) them down into the shirts to prevent flyaway bits and to stop them from getting slapped in the face. It’s breathable, stretchy, presentable without being attention seeking. 

Bawals 

In a pinch, bawals work just as well-as long as you specify that they are COTTON. Unlike the shawl, which are rectangular, bawals are SQUARE, and thus easier to manipulate, fold and pin down. If you wear it right, they carry an equal aesthetic value to shawls, and come in plenty of pretty patterns as well. 

2. I’m not sure about the USA, but the girls I know wear this underneath the headscarf;

Does it kinda look like a beanie? It sort of works like a beanie too. Hair is slippery. It tucks in any extra hair you might miss just by wearing the headscarf, its harder to pull down and on the event the shawl DOES fall down, your hair is still not exposed. It protects the ears-which is important even on a daily basis, because pins, headphones and any other headgear that might pinch them. It comes in plenty of designs, including ones that has open backs to allow long hair and ponytails. 

3.SPEAKING OF PINS; I’M TALKING ABOUT THESE BAD BOYS;

BROOCHES 

though , i suppose most of y’all are most familiar with safety pins, right?

what’s the difference? Well, if your oc/character is an athlete, it’s actually LEAST likely they’ll be wearing SAFETY PINS. They’re cheap and super easy to buy in bulk, true, but they also SUPER easy to wear out even with the smallest amount of strenuous activity. Between the three of ‘em, I’d put the brooches as the best option to wear in battle because 1) it has a large surface area, thus hurts less when pressed on with heavy items, which includes bag straps and weapons, (pins are sharp and can poke you painfully);  and 2) more secure-the latch is covered by the gaudy jewellery above, and theyre usually smaller and tighter. Stays on the stubbornnest, even when headscarf is pulled. very roughly. I’m saying that even the cheapest brooches will allow the shawl to be ripped apart before even letting it go. 

3. They probably ponytail their hair. Because Come On, guys.

Anyway it’s been bothering me and I just thought if yall could bother knowing the difference between skin tones for POC you could bother with muslim practicalities too. Or something 

I have an important question

IS THERE ANY FANFIC OUT THERE THAT PUTS THE READER INTO THE STORY BUT NOT TO BE SHIPPED WITH A CHARACTER AND IS THERE TO SUPPORT TWO CHARACTERS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP CAUSE I WOULD READ THE HECK OUTTA THAT

ESPECIALLY IF IT’S ONE OF MY SHIPS. I WANT THE READER INSERTS WHERE THE READER DOESNT GET IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT HELPS WITH ONE

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?

ARTICLE 13

I’ve recently (like 30 mins ago help) seen that Article 13 is a thing and...let’s just say I have concerns.

If Article 13 is put into place as it is right now then loads of YouTubers will loose their jobs. Social media sites (especially Tumblr) could crumble. Fandom content will be deleted and stopped.

I don’t know as much as others do, but I’m looking further into it.

MatPat’s Video explains it better: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbXHrj8k7dg

Here is a petition to change Article 13: https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet

#FandomsUnite

#ProtectYourCommunity

Nothing will change if we don’t do something