To All My Non-Jewish Fanfic Writers Who Want To Write About Hanukkah: Hi!! Thank You For Taking An Interest

Look, I’m not saying if Herman Melville was alive today he would totally have an A03/fanfiction.net account… but that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Still went a little over my time limit for this one, but getting faster I think.

@supergnome-a @wilted-woods

just a LITTLE something to tide over the crowd while we wait for the final verdict ~ FRESHLY prepared by @tsp-narrator-ask! ft @steampoweredwerehog!

Ya truly love to see it!

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Hit that one over there!

Okay, yes, I started listening to "Malevolent" podcast. So far, these guys give the impression of those idiots who, on occasion, will read the Necronomicon out loud. I like it!

Medical Whump - Cheat Sheet

I really love reading whump related stories, and I know that no one has the time to do 100% research, so here‘s somewhat of a cheat sheet including all commonly made mistakes. Feel free to write me what you‘d add, or ask questions.

I‘m not a medical professional, but I can explain most stuff quite well 😅

Temperature

Body heat CAN NOT be shared through wet clothes

Clinical treatments of hypothermia does most definitely include the administration of a bag of warm saline

Patients running a fever ARE NOT receiving cold baths/cooling bags. Because:

A too quick change in temperature can cause cellular damage

Cold can lead to shivering, which is warming the body up further

Burns

Burn wounds ARE NOT treated with cold patching, which would cause cellular damage because of a too quick change in temperature

They are, in fact, (if not third degrees) patched with a salve that has cooling and infection lowering effects

Burn treatment is incredibly painful, as it includes loosing the old skin in order to allow new sets of tissues to heal

Pulse / Breathing / Cardiopulmonary Resuscation

Pulse has to be analyzed given the context (resting, workout, ect)

Rescue breaths are no longer common practice (only if the patient drowned, asphyxiated, or a child / young adolescent)

A person can breathe without a pulse and vice versa

A flatline is the missing electrical activity in the heart, which means a patient is clinically dead.

A defibrillator disrupts an electrical pattern

A FLATLINE CAN NOT BE DEFIBRILLATED! Only thing this would cause is to burn the heart muscle

Cardiac Arrest DOES NOT necessarily mean a person flatlined. Cardiac Arrest is the term used for every sort of heart rhythm that doesn‘t produce a pulse

People who have suffered cardiac arrest and resuscitation efforts WILL NOT just miraculously be fine and talking and moving right afterwards

bizarre neurodivergence things

Nesting

Hoarding things

Taking things apart

Wandering

Shitty memory

Needing pressure on your body to sleep

No use crying over spilt pilk!

He’s a sore loser, congrats @rosetta222 on winning! Your Narrator deserves a flower crown!

@voidofstarryink VS @rosetta222

“May the best narrator win”

Signed the narrator 🦐

Cleaning up my files and forgot that I had all these wing studies from circa. 2015 so thought, y’know what, I don’t need to hold onto these, so have this as a little gift from me to whomst ever needs some quick wings for their OC’s, AU’s, and Art.