Me In The Woods At 7am: Wow This Other Guy Must Be A Freak For Being In The Woods At 7am

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

I smoke weed and my dick fall off

the hour before the party. getting drunk on the floor waiting for my guests in anticipation !

i want to do a million things at once. I want to study, read, watch tv, relax, listen to music, sing and run all at once. it feels like there’s never enough time to do anything.

Caffeine is good for you and will never hurt you and you should drink more caffeine now

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.