So I Did Hold My End Of The Bargain, Here You Go, Fresh Jason For Y’all.

Identity is a prison! Let yourself respond authentically to each moment as it arrives, without being bound to the narrative of who you think you are! The self is a construct! The truth of your existence is ever changing and infinite as the universe is ever changing and infinite! Abandon the stories of your past selves and be present and alive in this very moment! IDENTITY IS DEAD! THE SELF IS DEAD! YOU ARE ALIVE!

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

You cant convince me they’ve known each other since they were 16 and this is not their exact dynamic, this girl has known psychotic 16yo dick. Teen titans dick is probably my favourite shit ever, hes batshit crazy and I love him for that

elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now

I saw your latest fanart and it was gorgeous! Your art style is so pretty, I'm obssessed. And the little ficlet to accompany it? It felt like an extra treat. 2 in 1.

You also said to request anything, so can I ask for a Scully and Mulder AU? They fit so well.

First of all, thank you SO MUCH????? Thanks for liking what I do!

Introductions done, I’m sorry I didn’t answer earlier, uni’s been kicking my ass LOL.

I’m no expert in the X files but this is a scene I find really funny, I hope you enjoy it!!

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

So I did hold my end of the bargain, here you go, fresh Jason for y’all.

I never said he would be happy, because, exactly like DC, I refuse to feel happiness.

Anyway, Dick Grayson will forever live in my heart like the older sibling that he is, and I will not be convinced that he doesn’t love his brother like it’s breathing.

(with tears streaming down my face) I PLAYED OUTER WILDS

(silly sketches to help fill the void in my timber heart)