Girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed
so what if lady d kept a maiden around longer than usual 👉 👈 because what if the maiden was nice to her daughters on a matter of politeness and then accidentally endeared herself to alcina and she ends up keeping her around for company and the maiden certainly isnt against being kept as a hot water bottle and occasional snack by a giant vampire milf. i also love the idea of alcina's daughters gossiping about how long she's kept this one around now, they're normally gone in a matter of days or weeks, she doesn't play with her food for this long.....
are you ok?
me, between tears: i just wanna make out
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PLEASE draw dean in silly boxers slippers and cas’s trenchcoat getting vending machine snacks , we need it so bad
Ok
(his boxers say ➡️🍆 DONT NEED A PERMIT FOR THIS !GUN!)
CEMETERY BOYS ― Aiden Thomas
No, it wasn’t the end. It was a better beginning.
In the middle of a fanfic and this shit happens
The world hates me
Scream Aesthetic
“Now Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.”
age of ultron (2015)