God I’m Dumb

First post

Hi everyone I’m new to Tumblr. Since this is my first post I though I should introduce my self. I am an artsit, musician, and all around fangirl. My blog is named after something I tell my friends all of the time. This blog will have many different things on it such as art, videos, random pictures, and possibly headcanons and imagines for various fandoms. I’m glad to finally be apart of the Tumblr community and can’t wait to meet everyone!

Shower Thoughts

If you think about it a horror movie is just a try not to die challenge for the main character.

You ever think about how weird toes are? They are just fingers for your feet.

You know how they say not to feed gremlins after midnight? If you think about it every time is after midnight.

Sting rays are just sea pancakes.

Snakes are noodles and venomous snakes are just danger noodles.

If someone was reading your mind and you were reading their mind, would you be reading your own thoughts?

Bears are just danger floofs.

Alexei deserved so much better, I’m not gonna lie I cried when he died. I’m that person who gets attached to minor fictional characters way too easily. All he wanted was to watch Looney Toons and drink cherry slushees from 7/11.

I just took 3 tests and I have 3 tomorrow and more the day after that

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Wassup, it me

*aggressively finger guns*

So I finally got my license yesterday!!!

Don’t die it’s bad for your health, funerals are expensive, and that’s just a lot of paperwork

Me

Random Fact

So you know how people compare schools to prisons, well mine can honestly be called that. The person who designed my school was a prison architect, more than half of the classrooms don’t have windows. Therefore every time I walk outside I’m pretty much blinded by natural light.

Where’s the fun in being lady like?