Shiny Bald Head 👩‍🦲✨

why is your tumblr empty?? youre supposed to rb things, empty blogs dont look human

Oh.

Holy shit he's gorgeous

My savior ✨

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' admits that the meaning of immortal is actually quite foreign to them]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that nothing lives on forever not even gods or higher beings]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that unless the god is the sole god of that world most gods aren't usually omnipotent or omniscient so they're actually quite confused]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

I think you're asking too much of him joonghyuk (- – -;⁠)⁠ゞ

pls kim dokja listen to yoo joonghyuk

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' picks up the fallen lemon candy and plopped it in their mouth]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has fled the scene]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is saying they heard you have lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is offering to do tricks in exchange for lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you and winking! （＾＿－）≡★]

Looks at you with interest.

Alright, show me what you've got Anarchist-nim.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tightened their hold around you]

[well I've been told I have pretty weird tase ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌]

[you're still cute to me tho! ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 1,000 coins]

[pretty please with a cherry on top? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is waiting patiently while humming]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

Awwwwwww he's so fucking cute little baby

One of the very few things little baby 8-year-old Chuuya owned while with the Sheep was a little fluffy sheep plushie that he loved. Played with it all the time, snuggled with it at night.

Eventually it was lost when the group had to relocate at some point. Chuuya's a little older now though so he's like "whatever, I'm a big kid, I don't need some dumb little doll."

Teenaged Chuuya in the Port Mafia buys himself a puppy plushie that he may or may not sometimes sleep with because ok maybe he still misses his little sheep.

Adult Chuuya returns to Suribachi for a job or something and while they are out there, he finds among the various debris a worn out, dirty little sheep plushie. No one dares question it when he takes it home with him.

The sheep is cleaned up and sits with the beloved puppy on a shelf in Chuuya's room. They're friends now.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' will try their best not to kill but wonders if maiming is allowed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is using a hand blender to blend all the ingredients in the pot together]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]