*¼ Through A Fanfic* Wait I’ve Read This Before

i like my men BEAT UP and BLEEDING OUT on the pavement!!!

evan rosier, explaining his special interests in a flat monotone as he grotesquely dissects a flobberworm by the great lake with grim scientific fervor: (hands absolutely covered in viscera) i use the circumrota charm to unspool the guts because it makes the subject suffer less. of course, i have ways of making them suffer more,

barty crouch jr, who has not been listening to a single word and is visibly trembling from the sheer effort of not just folding evan in half and throwing those ankles over his shoulders right there: (entire inner monologue has been “blonde, blonde, blonde“ for the last several hours) mmngh yeah and then what? 🤤

idk how to explain this but i love rosekiller because they're literally insanely in love with each other. they would die for each other and they would kill for each other. evan saw barty's red flags and said i want him even more. barty saw evan's flaws and struggles and thought i could unfix this guy. they're not bringing out the best in the other, they're making each others worse <3

i thought i was an evan kinnie but i might have to reconsider 😨

Barty Crouch Jr is the kind of guy to eat paper. Not even just as a child, but like as a whole ass teenager in the middle of class.

like

Evan: *doing classwork* Hey, B, do you have the answer to- oh my god-!?

Barty, with half a sheet of paper hanging out of his mouth: *muffled* what?

Baya has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn

i love it when the gays are toxic, i can’t help it

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

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WHO IS LILY EVANS?

HP, HBP / Simone Weil: An Intellectual Biography - Gabriella Fiori / HP, OP / The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath / Cain - Lord Byron / HP, SS / Violence and the Sacred - René Girard / "How Do you Solve a Problem Like Maria?" - The Sound of Music

How did Dwayne and Junior meet?

Junior was born