Why Is Being A Homosexual Having The Most Heart Wrenching Text Conversation With My Partner About My

Was trying to grow my hair out and lost to the little transgender voices in my head telling me to cut it all off

You can’t just do a little trim, it’s a trap

A Mobei Jun

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

At work this morning a lady told me I was an amazing waitress, then the man behind her was like “no, that’s a great server.” This elderly man really took one look at me and like “I know what you are”

Fix it fic where I kill this guy

One thing about me is if I see you have a clear phone case I will convince you to put a Pokémon card in the back of it. I will tell you how much swaggier cooler it will make you, I will let you pick a card from my pile of extras. Whatever it fucking takes dawg

do not stand by my grave and weep. i am not there, i do not sleep

CHARLIE APPEARANCE ON THE QSMP LETS GOOO

Pussy isn't real, let's get going!

Crying e’ming is cute too