I’ve been rewatching ultimate spiderman it’s one of my favs but rewatching it gives me the desperate need to read a fic with MCU Tony meeting ultimate spiderman Peter because he’s sooooo opposite, like love him but he’s a little shit. He’s had multiple episodes interacting with avengers which he just spends absolutely dogging all over them cuz he can meanwhile MCU Peter is the kinda guy who apologizes when you bump into him who has an almost unhealthy level of hero worship for Tony. Just thought it would be silly for him to meet this douchey quipy bratty ass version of his wholesome (basically)son who’s basically just Tony in a different font
how it started // how it's going
anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library
The buddy system exists for a reason
If you see two vigilantes having sex on a rooftop, do NOT take the opportunity to sneak up on them
Riddler is a little bit gay for Batman
Joker is a little bit gay for Batman
Catwoman is a little bit gay for Batman
Two-Face and Batman are divorced
Azrael is a little bit gay for Batman
Working for Penguin has the best benefits and he is the least likely to kill his own employees
Do NOT call him Penguin to his face
If they wear a cape, they have a praise kink. This can be exploited.
Be careful taking work from anyone with a doctorate. That maniac willingly went through graduate school
Don't forget to look up
It has been a great day at Dragon Con. I found this in the Marriot,and when I solved it, a child dressed as a Korok ran out to give me a piece of candy.
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
On a border between two States Someone has written, “Fuck your nationalism. We are all Earthlings.”
And on the Mexican border, Someone has ripped through a fence Of reinforced chicken wire With bolt cutters, And erected a hammock By suspending it Between two of the fence’s Concrete pillars.
After swinging gently back and forth, From Texas to Mexico and then From Mexico back to Texas, They doze off; contemptuous Of the security guards Patrolling this artificial demarcation – For, once upon a time, Texas was Mexico And Texas didn’t exist.
When Eugene Debs was imprisoned For conscientious objection in World War One He said, on September 11th 1915, “I have no country to fight for My country is the earth I’m a citizen of the world.”
– Heathcote Williams, “No Borders”
yeah... yeah
my take on human caldarus while i sit in the waiting room.
idk how to explain but he feels very rune factory 4 leon to me <3
POV: you're an enemy goon in MW2022's wetwork level (based on this post LOL)