Batman VS Everyone

Spiderman : "You seem tired, Mister Moon Knight."

Moon Knight: " …Steven is keeping us from sleeping."

Daredevil : “Why ?”

Moon Knight : “He wants to play his video game.”

Deadpool : "Oh ! Little Stevie is playing video games?!"

Moon Knight : "Steven. And actually no, he asks Jake to play because he's not very good, but he watches and gives directions."

Daredevil : “What game ?”

Moon Knight : "Assassin's creed origins."

Spiderman : “The one in Egypt, right ?”

Moon Knight : "Yeah… I told him we could go to Egypt, but he wants to see ancient Egypt, with the pharaohs, while Jake shouts in Spanish because he has to be discreet to kill his targets, and Khonshu is screaming because it's not realistic at all."

Deadpool : "I see. Hard to sleep with all the noise."

Moon Knight : "…No, I could, but I want to see the endgame."

Drafts from the past. Some turned into something else, others left unfinished. 🍊

Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing

some arcane pirate au sketches

I keep reading so many Peter Parker in Gotham AU fanfics, and I got the worst idea ever

As most start outs go in these fics, Post SM:NWH Peter ends up in DC universe Gotham

Only difference? The Joker in this DC universe is actually an alternate version of Norman Osborn.

I know this sounds so dumb but like,,, imagine it. May died trying to help Norman, and Peter nearly threw away his morals to avenge her death by killing Norman himself. Now he's faced with another version of Osborn who is so much more fucked up, who's been through so much shit, and all Peter can see past that shitty clown make-up is the poor man who needed help who his aunt died trying to help. The man who went to FEAST knowing Peter could help. The man who one second was scared of everything including himself, and the next was laughing uncontrollably, even through the punches Peter pounded into him.

What if Peter decides Mays death won't be in vain. That even if this isn't the same Norman Osborn, he's going to help him and he won't die trying like May. He's going to avenge her death the right way.

Then cue the Bats freaking the FUCK out because???? As much as they beat the shit out of him, Bruce had spent years trying to help him, then this homeless and totally adoptable kid shows up out of nowhere and is breaking past the Joker and to the real man trapped behind it all?????

Spider-Man/Deadpool (2016) #14

well,

Injustice Peter Grayson quotes

Been seeing Injustice quotes on Tiktok and wanted to do some for Peter.

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Jason: This isn’t your fight, Pete.

Peter: My dad died because of this stupid war.

Jason: Dick wouldn’t want you to be part of this.

Peter: All the more reason to end this.

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Kori: You look so much like your father.

Peter: It still hurts to think about him…

Kori: He loved you so much, Peter.

Peter: He loved you so much too.

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Damian: You’re burning the wrong bridges.

Peter: You burned that bridge when you killed my dad!

Damian: It was an accident!

Peter: Will killing me be an accident too?

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Peter: You know, I always thought you were cool.

Cyborg: What changed?

Peter: Being on Superman’s side made you uncool.

Cyborg: Really, kid?

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Harley: Can you control spiders too?

Peter: Unfortunately no.

Harley: Missed opportunity.

Peter: I know.

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Bruce: Peter, this isn’t your battle to fight.

Peter: I need to protect you and everyone I love.

Bruce: You don’t need to protect me.

Peter: Prove it.

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The Spectacular Spiderman theme song in full by The Tender Box

(Ahh, reminds me why I turned it into a ringtone)

He is approximately three apples tall