What If Instead Of Luigis Mansion It Was FREAKY Mansion And All The Boos Sucked Toes And Ate Ass

Actually conversation two dudes had in my class like 40 minutes ago

Kid1: Would you have have a gay son or a that daughter?

Kid2: I mean would he have a gay voice like OH my God💅💅 (in a stereotypical gay voice) or just like hey

Kid1: Yeah probably a thot daughter

Kid2: yeah but what if you come home and see her getting into bed with some guy

Kid1: Nah i wouldn't care I would abandon that bitch immediately

Kid1: Ok how about a transgender son or a furry daughter

Kid2: I mean if I had a furry daughter I would just put a shock collar on her like STOP STOP

Kid1:Yeah

I fucking hate school

I live in New Jersey in a pretty progressive school they even have posters all around the building that you not to discriminate based off of race,gender, sexuality, etc and even one classroom that has like 15 different pride flags around it but still these assholes prevale it would be inspiring if it wasn't the worst.

I've had a really goofy idea of a game in my head for a little bit so basically you would control every single part of your body individually like every muscle is mapped to a certain key and depending on how long you hold it down it flexes it for that long and you alone have to control every other function that your brain does you have to like breath and all that I just like the idea of using every single key on your keyboard and having to press all of them to move one step so kinda manual smauel but it 3d, also yeah its been a bit sorry I switched phones so hope yall understand 🙏.

We need to normalize toilet humor I mean what ISNT funny about poo poo cum shit fart piss cunt doo doo I'm mean thats peak comedy

I love how in Sci-fi humans are either unforgivable ontological evil beings made of hate and prejudice or we are literally perfect gods that desvere constant praise from our lesser alien neighbors and literally no in-between.

People always talk about what fandom is the most toxic like the usual culprits are Hazbin hotel, undertale, BTS,Marvel, LOL, the classics but I think everyone is ignoring sports. People are literally fuckin insane when it comes to literally any sport at least in the US. The only difference between it and online fandoms are is the fact that people don't have shipping wars and talk about whether or not its problematic to ship baseballs with soccer balls this shit also goes back like decades most tumblr fandoms go back at most like 20 years.

Am I the only one who doenst like it whenever people say stuff like "The comments on this post are gonna be the worst" on a post about like a trans person or something I'm not trans myself but I feel like its like a self fulfiling prophecy like why would you will it into existence.

Can people in the comments tell me how your school played red rover? Because the that people describe it is different to how we played it. At the start one person is in the middle and will say to send anyone wearing a certain color on their clothes over not just a specific person and the person goal would be to get to the other side of the gym and if you got caught you would get in the middle line but your arms didn't have ti be connected you just had to stay in the line. DId anyone else's school do it similar to this?

People say they don't like video-eassyists rambling in videos but honestly I think that's where they get their charm

A really interesting idea that I've had that I'm surprised no one had thought of before is the idea of switching the stories of old Gothic horror with modern analog horror. Like ya know how people like vibingleaf have taken old shittly written creepy pasta and put a spin on them I would love to see a modern version of Frankenstein especially the scene of him yelling "ITS ALIVE!!". You also have the reverse which is funny to hink about like the backrooms is considered classic literature and I also like the idea of 12 ft halloween home depot skeletons being replaced with Gabriel, it would also change halloween episodes of kids shows like imagine Charlie brown wearing a Vita Carnis outfit or something like that.

Ya know I feel like if ever got the power to freeze time for like a week or even a day I feel like I would just look inside people's houses. Everytime I cross by someone's house I think "I wonder whats in there🤔 " not even just expensive houses im talking old houses especially since they have so many nooks and crannies. Its also interesting to just see how the average suburbian lives when compared to the ultra-rich. And coming from Someone who before 2021 lived in an old house and an ESPECIALLY large one there is always a peice of lore that is attacted to each of the oddities in the house like the object you never move or the room filled with random crap you don't need. And mostly it's just because I wanna see if they have like a gaming basement or something cause when I went in my dad friends house they had a basement with like 500 shovelware wii games and I had a category 5 austim moment I was thrilled lol.