The Titanoboa, Is A 48ft Long snake Dating From Around 60-58million Years Ago. It Had a Rib Cage

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Headcannons for Team JNPR playing Doki Doki Literature Club and their reactions when they reach to the really messed up parts. And would they like the game or not? (I really love this game aaahhh---)

J̸̨̼̦̦̟̖̬͍̤̌̀̀̋̍͊͒̾̅U̴̢̨͓̗̖͇̥̹̟̣̳̤̩̿̑́͗̒͐̋̎͋͠Ś̸̨̧̗͙̱̭̖̼͉̪̾͐̍̂̔͑̏̐͝͝T̵̺̲̹͈̫̥͓̲͙͈͌̀̌͊́͝ ̶̙̙̠̻̮̻͍̞̀̏̏̅̄̒̐̓̄̈́̐̇̿͠ͅḾ̷̨̛̝̫̅͒̒̇͛͂̐̓Ȏ̶̍̽̿̚̕̕̕ͅN̷̛̹͉͑̉̈̌͂̇̿̐̑́͝͝I̴̛̭͂̈̏̔́͑̎̓̽́͗͝K̷̡̧͎͚̙̜̠͗͜͜͜Ą̴̦̗͖̲͉͚̹̦͓̫̤̼͙̻͌̀̔͂̅͘ J̸̨̼̦̦̟̖̬͍̤̌̀̀̋̍͊͒̾̅U̴̢̨͓̗̖͇̥̹̟̣̳̤̩̿̑́͗̒͐̋̎͋͠Ś̸̨̧̗͙̱̭̖̼͉̪̾͐̍̂̔͑̏̐͝͝T̵̺̲̹͈̫̥͓̲͙͈͌̀̌͊́͝ ̶̙̙̠̻̮̻͍̞̀̏̏̅̄̒̐̓̄̈́̐̇̿͠ͅḾ̷̨̛̝̫̅͒̒̇͛͂̐̓Ȏ̶̍̽̿̚̕̕̕ͅN̷̛̹͉͑̉̈̌͂̇̿̐̑́͝͝I̴̛̭͂̈̏̔́͑̎̓̽́͗͝K̷̡̧͎͚̙̜̠͗͜͜͜Ą̴̦̗͖̲͉͚̹̦͓̫̤̼͙̻͌̀̔͂̅͘ J̸̨̼̦̦̟̖̬͍̤̌̀̀̋̍͊͒̾̅U̴̢̨͓̗̖͇̥̹̟̣̳̤̩̿̑́͗̒͐̋̎͋͠Ś̸̨̧̗͙̱̭̖̼͉̪̾͐̍̂̔͑̏̐͝͝T̵̺̲̹͈̫̥͓̲͙͈͌̀̌͊́͝ ̶̙̙̠̻̮̻͍̞̀̏̏̅̄̒̐̓̄̈́̐̇̿͠ͅḾ̷̨̛̝̫̅͒̒̇͛͂̐̓Ȏ̶̍̽̿̚̕̕̕ͅN̷̛̹͉͑̉̈̌͂̇̿̐̑́͝͝I̴̛̭͂̈̏̔́͑̎̓̽́͗͝K̷̡̧͎͚̙̜̠͗͜͜͜Ą̴̦̗͖̲͉͚̹̦͓̫̤̼͙̻͌̀̔͂̅͘

Juane: 

save this poor noodle

he can’t sleep for days

he thought it was a cutesy dating sim

it’s the perfect bait-n-switch

he drinks more coffee than all of team CFVY combined

he goes to the hospital for it more than once

pyrrha

worse than juane

is literally paralyzed in fear

activates her semblance in raw panic

the whole dorm is absoloutely befuckened

swears off video games for months

cries herself to what little sleep she can

ren

oh boy

ren and nora never knew much about video games growing up

that being said, not much comes from him, he just passes out and locks himself in the room for a week

nora

same as ren pretty much

she eats a lot more pancakes as a comfort food

clings to ren more than usual

so in short, team JNPR plays DDLC and gets traumatized in the [process

SORRY FOR THE LONG HIATUS

Can you write a scenario where Iida keep doing accidental innuendos while speaking to the class and they just lose it and laugh their ass off while he has no clue of what is going on?

My brain every day: comes up with numerous sexual innuendos up the ass

My brain trying to write this: …what 

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“Alright guys! We have to keep thrusting forward! Quicker, faster, harder let’s go! Push yourselves!”

Iida’s booming voice rang throughout the training room, trying to motivate his fellow classmates through their free work out day. However, he stopped his sprints and looked at them all in confusion when he heard them chucked at his words, mainly Kaminari and Sero who also seemed to be giving each other a look.

“Stop goofing off and go work on that power rack, and make sure to spot each other!” he instructed them while pointing to the various weight machines. Another snicker came from the two of them but Iida chose to ignore it. 

His attention was grabbed when he head Ashido’s voice excitedly cheering and he looked over to see her standing next to Jirou, both of them standing over Yaoyorozu as she was planking. “Ah, good job girls! Way to double team Yaoyorozu with positivity!”

“Wha-” Yaoyorozu’s face was red as she dropped from her plank, grunting as she hit the ground hard. Jirou just looked up at Iida, unblinking, while Ashido began to laugh, trying to muffle the sound with her hand. 

“Hm? What’s so funny?”

Ashido managed to speak between laughs, “N-nothing Iida.” She wasn’t going to tell him just yet, finding too much amusement in how clueless he was.

“Well, alright then. If you need me, I’m just going to go over there to clean and jerk.”

“IIDA!” Yaoyorozu and Jirou shouted before they started to laugh as well.

“What?” he asked, looking around as he saw others watching them and some laughing as well. “I mean, I could work on my snatch instead,” he thought out loud, debating the pros and cons of the different weight lifting styles in his head. 

Then the laughter increased in volume and Iida was more confused than ever, looking around to see the majority of his classmates clutching their stomachs while some were even on the ground. Even Aizawa who was sat in the corner observing them was rolling his eyes and chuckling to himself. Iida’s patience of not knowing was starting to get on his nerves.

“Can someone please tell me what’s so funny?”

Noble Phantasms are, genuinely, an excellent story device for a combat series like Fate. Mostly because they can be pretty much anything you can come up with, so long as it has a thematic/historical/metaphorical connection to the servant. 

Heracles being able to revive up to 12 times to tie it in to his twelve labors? Very clever.

Arturia having a massive sword of light, symbolizing both the prominence of the Arthurian Myth and the ubiquity of Excalibur? Incredibly efficient story telling.

They can be as simple or as complex as you want, so long as it “makes sense” in some vague way for the servant to have such an ability, so there’s honestly no limit to the fantastic nonsense you can come up with.

But, with all that said, my personal favorite NPs are some of the more simple ones. Maybe because they’re easier to describe, or easier to “get” why the servant has it, or maybe the humoristic element that, in a series where some servants summon a storm of arrows or invoke powers beyond mortal ken, that something as simple as a sword slash can be just as, if not more, powerful than them.

That being said, my two favorite NPs are:

1. The one where an old skeleton man that pretty much invented killing people as a career choice looms over you, stares into your soul, calls you a bitch in the most poetically threatening way possible, and then swings his sword at your neck. This will always kill you. No exceptions (barring one instance but that just proved the rule.) and of course it will always kill you because this is the person who has perfected the art of killing to such a point that the universe pretty much threw it’s hands up and said “fine whatever you’re basically the Grim Reaper go nuts.” Folk hero? Legendary Ruler? A fucking immortal God? Fuck you, a sword to the neck will kill you because the Old Man of the Mountain says, knows, that it does. And nobody knows Death more than King Hassan.

And 2. The one where a small and buff amazon queen takes a deep breath, imagines you are the one person she hates more than anyone else in existence, and that makes her so fucking angry that her strength increases a dozen fold and she rushes at you like a starving animal, ripping you apart with her bare hands before she bites your stomach open like it’s a dumpling. As you can imagine, being able to rain a hail of swords doesn’t really do much if your target just ignores all the blades you’re throwing at her and goes at you like a rabid wolf and leaves you as a bloody pile of guts on the floor. Oh. And if you so happen to be a legendary Greek hero, real or fictional? You’re double dead. She has a plus one billion against male Greek heroes because one insulted her strength after a fight she lost so it doesn’t matter if you’re a legendary Spartan king, a world renowned conqueror, or motherfucking Heracles himself, she will see you, growl, and the last thing you hear will be her ripping your leg bones out and beating you to death with them. 

If they stand behind you, give them protection.

If they stand beside you, give them respect.

If they stand if front of you, watch their back. And if they stand against you, show them no mercy.

Team RWBY + Penny & Neo Expressions

Had a lot of fun making expressions for RWBY Characters. They turned out really well! Take care of yourselves! - Brad

Bakugou: What do you want dickbag?

Izuku: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?

Bakugou: Note to self, call someone "shitrooster."

Thanks dude @askshadowandfriends-anything for the idea~

This is a bonus part of the first one, if you haven’t read the first part go here:

https://tapas.io/series/RWBY-comics

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i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side