Crow: Doing A Silly Little Walk Through The Grass

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

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2 years ago

So Mina, Momo and Uraraka and their daughter having this interaction one morning: "Did you have nightmare last night?" "Why do you ask?" "Because whenever I ever have a nightmare, I scream daddy's name too." (If this isn't okay, just tell me and I'll send in another request.)

Happy Mother’s Day! (I’m not a day late shush) Oh man, I personally would be a lot like Mina in this situation, though I’d probably be super embarrassed too. Kids just say the darndest things.

~Citrine

Mina Ashido

It’s a pretty horrifying thing that just came from her daughter’s mouth, but Mina can’t help but laugh. That sort of out of the woodwork humor is just her type, and it’s going to take her a long time to stop laughing before she can even begin to make up an excuse as to why she finds it so funny.

Her s/o is probably going to have to come over and do the explaining, because she can’t stop laughing long enough to actually get any decent words out. She’s embarrassed, don’t doubt that, but this kid is just too funny!

She’ll finally manage to hold back her giggles long enough to tell her daughter that, no, she didn’t have a nightmare, but daddy scared her or something along those lines. The little girl is still going to be confused why mommy finds it so funny, but that’s an answer for another day.

She’s going to wonder where on earth her kid got that kind of humor from, even if it was unintentional. She’s pretty funny herself, for sure, but that’s was just something else.

Mina might tease her s/o later about it, especially if they’re the more flustered type. It’s definitely going to be a joke that sticks around for some time, no doubt about that.

You can be absolutely assured that she’ll bring it up to her kid when she’s older. It’s something that will make her daughter go “ugh, Mom!” while Mina just cackles maniacally. Wholesome family entertainment

 Momo Yaoyorozu

In short, Momo is aghast. If her s/o looks closely, they can see the exact moment that her poor brain just breaks. Of course, she expected to have this talk with her daughter at some time, but she’d hoped that it would be planned a little better.

It will take a while for her to compose herself enough to give her daughter an answer. She might splutter a bit, and she’s definitely red in the face. Her stoicism can only reach so far, and she’s just not qualified to handle this situation.

She’ll invite her daughter to sit down on the couch, and, if they’re old enough, she’ll start the whole ‘the birds and the bees’ conversation. It’s going to be very awkward, because neither of them want to do this.

The best thing in this situation is for her s/o to step in and distract their daughter with some good old fashioned fun. Maybe invite her to do some dressup or tell them about her favorite princesses. Anything to save Momo from making a bad situation worse.

All future conversations like this should definitely be handled by her s/o. She’s intelligent and can often work under pressure when her confidence is high, but she’s no good when it comes to explaining that mommy and daddy love each other very much to her daughter.

If everything goes according to plan, this event will fade with time. The last thing Momo wants in for her daughter to remember this, and if she ever brings it up with her mother in the future, she’ll try to tell her it was just a dream.

 Ochaco Uraraka

Oh lord. Ochaco immediately goes red and starts shaking her hands at her daughter, trying her best to think of some reasonable explanation. Yeah! She definitely had a nightmare!

Her daughter is probably confused as to why her mommy is so red in the face, because she certainly doesn’t start to blush when she has a nightmare. Maybe mommy is sick? It’s honestly really hard to tell, with how much she keeps looking away.

S/o to the rescue! Ochaco isn’t going to be useful at all in this moment, because embarrassing situations quickly disable her. Her s/o should step in and say that mommy did have a nightmare, but that she’s all better now.

Mom is definitely going have to take an hour to recuperate after the ordeal. The best thing for her s/o to do is to just let her hide away in her room and scream into her pillow for a while. It gets all the bad feelings out

The poor girl is going to forget about it by the end of the day, but a few days from then Ochaco suddenly remember it while doing the dishes and get embarrassed all over again. Why do kids have to have such big mouths? She loves her daughter very much, but that little girl is going to be the death of her.

Her s/o is probably going to be the one that remembers the event in the long run and bringing it up in the future will make her get just as flustered as when it first happened. Bless this woman.

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6 years ago

communication is the foundation

6 years ago

The only way to put "Markarth" and "safe" in the same string of words in when you put "is not" in the middle

“Welcome to Markarth, safest city in the Reach.” Within ten minutes of arriving I’ve witnessed a murder, become caught up in a civil war, and found Molag Bal squatting in someone’s basement.


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6 years ago
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t
I Have To Admit These Pictures Of A Rule 63 Izuku Midoriya Is Pretty Cute, Also These Pictures Don’t

I have to admit these pictures of a rule 63 Izuku Midoriya is pretty cute, also these pictures don’t belong to me two pictures belong to sepuko0 from twitter. the rest idk. 


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6 years ago

““I pledge alliance to the United States of S M A S H.”

— Me after watching BNHA


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7 years ago
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism

now for those curious on their names let’s cover them here. and if you’re gonna complain about plagiarism since these are the names of the weapons the girls of Date A Live wield it’s cause their weapons are based on these angels names.

we have…

Michael of Faith

Sariel of Kindness

Uriel of Patience

Gabriel of Chastity

Metatron of Charity

Raphael of Temperance

and

Sandalphon of Dilligence

hope this helps in knowing who each one is.

6 years ago

Could we see what fem Midoriya would look like? 👀

Could We See What Fem Midoriya Would Look Like? 👀

Forever the fan girl…JUST LOOK AT HER CUTE BUNNY-EAR RIBBONS!

4 years ago

BNHA Masterlist (Updated 7/29/2020)

Imagines

Misunderstanding (Izuku Midoriya x Reader)

Opposites (Katsuki Bakugo x Reader)

Secret Daughter (Katsuki Bakugo x Yagi!Reader) Part One | Part Two

Support (Katsuki Bakugo x Todoroki!Reader)

The Makeover (Shoto Todoroki x Reader)

The “Girlfriend” (Denki Kaminari x Reader)

Separation (Tomura Shigaraki x Reader)

Vampire Kisses (Tomura Shigaraki x Reader)

Amorous (Dabi x Reader; smut)

What We’ve Become (Dabi & Twin Sister!Reader) Part One | Part Two

Little Brother (Touya Todoroki x Reader; Shoto Todoroki & Reader)

Workplace Flirting (Aizawa x Yagi!Reader)

Secret Admirer (Aizawa & Daughter!Reader)

Abduction (Aizawa & Daughter!Reader)

Meeting The Father (Mirio Togata x Yagi!Reader)

Lost In Translation (Tamaki Amajiki x Reader)

Not Good Enough (All Might & Daughter!Reader)

Proud of You (All Might & Daughter!Reader)

Caretaker (Overhaul x Reader)

Headcanons

Iida falling in love with his childhood best friend would include

Kirishima dating a model would include

Kirishima helps his crush through a panic attack

Dating Shinso would include

Dating Shigaraki would include

Shigaraki nsfw headcanons

Shigaraki falling in love with his childhood friend would include

Shigaraki with an s/o whose immune to his quirk

Shigaraki and Mr Compress both have a crush on the reader

Dating Dabi would include

Dabi having a crush on a pro hero would include

Dabi falling in love with his childhood friend would include

Dating Toga would include

Dating Overhaul would include (sfw + nsfw)

Aizawa with his s/o kissing his scars headcanon

Dating Hawks would include

Dating Mirio would include

Dating Natsuo would include (sfw + nsfw)

Preferences

Dabi, Kaminari, Iida, Bakugo, Todoroki, Midoriya, and Tamaki accidentally take an ahegao picture of their s/o

Mirio, Hawks, Shigaraki, and Toga accidentally take an ahegao picture of their s/o

Mina, Uraraka, Sero, and Kirishima accidentally take an ahegao picture of their s/o

Dabi, Midoriya, Iida, Todoroki, and Shinso with an s/o that kisses their scars

Bakugo and Shinso with and s/o whose scared to go out at night

Dabi, Shinso, Bakugo, and Shigaraki with a very submissive s/o

Dabi, Shinso, Shigaraki, and Mirko give their s/o a collar (nsfw)

Shinso, Todoroki, Hawks, and Dabi realize they love their s/o while doing something mundane and ordinary 

The Bakusquad walk in on their crush undressing

The Bakusquad + Todoroki with an asexual s/o would include

Hawks and Dabi with a cute and affectionate s/o

Hawks, Dabi, and Todoroki with an s/o who says they would die for them

Dabi, Todoroki, and All Might with an s/o who praises them

Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki missing their s/o during their internships

Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki watch their s/o fight a nomu on tv

Midoriya and Todoroki save their s/o from Stain

Bakugo, Uraraka, and Todoroki protect their s/o on I-Island

Todoroki and Bakugo see their s/o get injured during the sport’s festival

Todoroki, Midoriya, and Kirishima with an affectionate s/o

Midoriya, Kaminari, and Shinso catch their crush staring at them

Sero, Tokoyami, Midoriya, and Kaminari catch their badass crush dancing and singing to a cutesy song

Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Jirou, and Mina catch their badass crush dancing and singing to a cutsey song

Shinso, Mirio, and Bakugo see their s/o get injured during the sport’s festival

Shinso and Aizawa with an s/o whose insecure about their scars

Todoroki, Dabi, and Tamaki with an s/o whose love language is physical

Present Mic, Aizawa, and All Might get frisky in the pool with their s/o

Fatgum, Aizawa, and All Might helping their s/o through a panic attack

Shigaraki and Dabi with a pun master s/o

League of Villains react to the reader coming to the base severly injured

League of Villains with an s/o who is short and tiny

Drabbles

Bakugo with a crackhead s/o

Todoroki’s s/o has a nightmare about him dying

Natsuo playfully flirts with Todoroki’s s/o

Eri makes Todoroki’s s/o marry Kaminari in a play wedding

Tokoyomi is scared to kiss his s/o

Shinso plays seven minutes in heaven with his crush

Hawks and Dabi have an s/o who is treated badly

Hawks taking care of a sick pro-hero s/o

Aizawa finds out his student was kicked out after coming out

Tamaki’s s/o overworks themselves and gets hospitalized

Nejire recieving CPR from her crush


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