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any admin who'd like to take this is fine! BNHA headcanons for who would be most chill about an english transfer student calling them by their firist name? versus who would absolutely hate it?

Here they are! I did most of them individually, but obviously, the ones I’m not as sure about got shoved together. Enjoy!

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”Please call me Tsuyu,”

Iida would be a bit stunned until he realizes you don’t know, then he would give a full lesson on the subject of proper address, if you let him

“HAH!” Bakugou would not even be able to believe it, he wouldn’t explode outright, but you can believe he will if you dare do it again

Kirishima would totally accept it, “Whoa, I guess I have to be your friend if you’re going to be so informal,” cue embarrassment on your part that quickly fades into relief as you acclimatize to this human embodiment of sunshine

Midoriya would quickly explain your mistake, but he really doesn’t mind, especially since you are pretty cute, and he’d tell you he’s always willing to help you navigate japanese culture if you need it.

Todoroki would likely ignore you at first, hoping you’ll figure it out on your own, but when he hears you doing it with everyone else, he would point it out.

Yaoyorozu would high key love it, but you can bet the next time you study japanese together there will be a little aside about formal address.

Uraraka and Ashido would both laugh, and casually correct you. But I have a feeling it with these girls it wouldn’t be long before you were back to using their first names.

Tokoyami would be a bit surprised, and probably wouldn’t take it badly, but I don’t think he would like it very much.

Hagakure would get excited about it, happy you think of her as a friend. She might not realize you don’t know any better.

Jiro would correct you immediately and rather bluntly, but despite that, she really doesn’t care.

Sero actually cares more than he lets on, formality is important, and exists for a reason. He would correct you right away, but less bluntly than Jiro.

You can bet your ass Aoyama would care, and out comes the dramatic monologue punctuating your transgression

Kaminari doesn’t care and likely wouldn’t even think to correct you, he thinks its funny that your being scolded for being overly casual with everyone.

Sato, Shoji and Ojiro would all be polite correctors, in their own ways, but I don’t think any of them would hate it.

Aizawa would sigh, then correct you, quickly explaining your mistake, then finishing with “I don’t think I’ve ever been called Shota-sensei, I don’t like it,” as he leaves to teach his next lesson.

hey so you know that trope where toga, disguised as bakugo, calls midoriya "izuku" instead of "deku" and is then discovered to be an imposter because of it?

yeah, well, what if she isnt? what if midoriya is just so happy that the person he looked up to for years is finally using his name that he doesnt even question it? what if toga sees a golden opportunity to get close to izuku? what if izuku is just so fucking giddy that he's finally managed to get through to bakugo, that the one person who he always wanted the approval of is finally treating him with something like respect? what if he completely ignores or doesnt notice every red flag, every gap in bakugos memory, every little thing he says that isnt quite right, just because bakugo called him "izuku" in the same breath?

what if he finds bakugo drinking from a cup of blood, and even though it occurs to him that this might be toga, he completely denies that thought because it would mean that a villain treats him nicer than his "childhood friend"? what if instead, he assumes that bakugo just hid this aspect of his quirk because he didn't want to be bullied like izuku was? what if his first response is to offer up his own blood, because bakugo just looks so ashamed and anxious about being caught, and gets all snappy when izuku asks where he's been getting the blood from? what if toga is absolutely fucking delighted with this development, and leaps at the chance? and what if she hugs izuku, and she thanks him, and it's so wildly out of character for bakugo that izuku knows something is wrong but he willingly ignores it because bakugo thanked him?

and then, of course, toga gets caught. maybe aizawa gets a bit reckless with where he flashes his quirk, maybe toga gets careless about who she drinks blood around, who knows. what matters is toga is arrested, and bakugo gets freed from wherever the LoV was hiding him, and izuku is forced to confront the fact that not only did he not notice when his "childhood friend" was replaced by a villain, he helped that villain achieve their goal, and he liked the villain better. he cant even look at bakugo for the first week he's back, but that's okay because most of the class can't either. bakugo feels hurt and bitter and betrayed that no one noticed when he was replaced by a bloodsucking psychopath, and he makes sure everyone knows it. izuku's hurt runs far deeper, and his voice is quiet and cold as ice when he informs bakugo that it's because the villain was more pleasant to be around. bakugo gets even more pissed, but then kaminari makes some quiet comment about how it was nice to have a few weeks without any drama, and he get real quiet. unfortunately, the rest of the class reacts the opposite way, and suddenly everyone is yelling at each other. bakugo's friends defend him, yelling their heads off at the idea that any of them would ever prefer a villain over their friend. izuku's friends point out that for those three weeks that bakugo was gone, izuku didn't go to the nurse's office once. the longest streak he's had since starting UA.

bakugo's friends get quiet, get uncomfortable, and izuku has tears on his face when he asks if it's really so bad that he was happy that someone he respects was finally treating him like a person.

bakugo loses his shit, says it's pathetic that izuku would lick the boots of villain just to get scraps of affection. izuku points out that catering to a villain's every whim was nothing new for him. he'd been doing it for bakugo for years, after all. bakugo swings first. izuku swings harder. they take out a decent chunk of the wall before aizawa comes storming in, only to find both of them beaten and bloody and bruised, screaming their heads off at each other. bakugo feels wronged; he hates deku, but he knows that midoriya is probably the person that knows him best, and he hates the idea that deku just didn't notice. it makes him feel small, weak, inconsequential. he rages that anyone could ever like someone pretending to be him better than the real him, because if he isnt even the best version of himself than how can he be the best of everyone? izuku screams back that bakugo must be delusional if he thinks anyone would ever be upset that one of their classmates stopped hurting and insulting them for a few weeks. he yells that he wished bakugo had never come back, that the villain toga made a better hero than bakugo ever would, and then aizawa yells at all of them to calm the fuck down.

aizawa gets izuku and bakugo to stop yelling, he gets them down to recovery girl's office, and he gets another teacher to watch the rest of 1a, just in case. he sits bakugo and midoriya down to have a calm, rational discussion, hoping to figure out what the issue between them is. neither of them are calm. izuku is exhausted and numb, because he's so used to teachers yelling at him the second he gets into an ounce of trouble that he completely shuts down the second aizawa tries to question him. bakugo is sulking and moody, and every time midoriya says a single word he starts yelling all over again. aizawa has to talk to them separately, but even then bakugo is so emotionally constipated that all he'll say is that midoriya deserved it. izuku stares blankly down at his hands as he quietly admits that he wishes toga had never been discovered, even though he knows that makes him a bad person, because he was just so happy that bakugo finally stopped hurting him. he asks if he's going to be punished. aizawa asks him why he thinks that. izuku says that aizawa always punishes him when bakugo hurts him.

as they talk, aizawa starts to realize just how badly he fucked up by ignoring their shitty relationship. he talks izuku down, lets him know that he's not going to be punished, then goes to sit in his office and tries to figure out what the hell to do about this. it's become abundantly clear that izuku is a victim of bakugo, but bakugo is a victim of the LoV, and whether he likes it or not expelling bakugo right then would practically be a death sentence for the kid. so in the end he switches bakugo to 1b instead, and 1a gets monoma, who is not happy about the situation. bakugo is informed that he is banned from interacting with izuku at all until further notice, but he is allowed to interact with the rest of the class if they want to. and bakugos friends do want to interact with him still, so they meet up during lunch. but even without him, the entirety of 1a is full of tension now. its awkward, its uncomfortable, nobody really knows what to do. bakugos friends are upset that their friend was taken from them. midoriyas friends are upset that it didnt happen sooner.

izuku blames himself, of course, because when doesnt he?

uh yeah thats all i can think of right now. idk how to end this lol ive been thinking of this idea for days now and i really wanted to get it out of my head aghdj

May I request all of the females in 1-a + Kendo with a female s/o who takes them on a surprise date?

((Okie, I usually delete the asks that aren't follow my rules... but my inner gay needed this so I chose my fave girls for this--))

Ochaco Uraraka

We all know it's easy for Ochaco to get flustered

So for you to take her on a date suddenly?

God you just made her so happy,,

If you paid, she'd feel bad but would be grateful

Feel free to kiss her cheeks when she gets flustered, makes her even more blushy

Be careful when holding her hand tho

She'll accidentally activate her quirk

Tsuyu Asui

You make his froggo's kokoro go "Kero"

She's so happy!!

Make sure you tell her that she looks super cute when flustered

Take her to an aquarium!!!

She loves looking at the sea creatures!

Momo Yaoyorozu

She's usually the one to surprise you, so she finds this as a nice change uwu

If you take her to a mall, be prepared to be spoiled

She loves you so she'll spoil you

Her blush is so cute when you kiss her in public

Nervous? No, just surprised!

Mina Ashido

Again, usually the one to surprise you!

But she's not complaining at all!

She'll take a lot of pictures

And lots of hand holding

Sudden hugs?

Look, she's just happy that you're spending time with her

So let her love on you!!!

Itsuka Kendo

Probably the most suprised

Because you usually don't go on dates

But again, is she complaining?

Absolutely not!

It gives her a break from school and spend time with her beloved

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Megas vs Mystery Machine

we stan a legend. 

I challenge you to include yourself in a fanfic! Be it as an akuma, a classmate, a professor or a random citizen of Paris. We want to see Nobody in MLB XD

I don’t think you do. If it was me in a story, I’d be some random person dragged through a portal by an akuma who just sticks around to screw with people. I wouldn’t even do the whole “fan revealing spoilers of the show” or “make them watch their show". I’d be worse in that I’d be revealing spoilers of OTHER AUs.

Alix: More time travel?

Nemo: Well, it’s dimension travel, actually.

Nino: What’s your dimension like?

Nemo: Eh, kind of boring to be honest.

Alya: Is that why you came through the portal?

Chloe: That’s a disappointment.

Nemo: Tell me about it. I wanted to go to the Scarlet Lady Universe. This one sucks.

Alya: The what now?

Nemo: Oh, do I have a story for you! Tell me, who here knows about “multiverse theory”?

Del Toro is the best

imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines