I Play This Song When I Am Feeling Sentimental And Nostalgic N Shit (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

Got to admit I still draw on myself at times and make dramatic poses 😅

Tequila may be nasty but after a few shots so am I.

Omg wouldn’t it be kinda cute 😍😍 if we liked each other’s selfies 😏☺️and then never 😚😛actually communicated 🥺🥺🥺

Employer: What is your date of birth?

Me: April 16th 22BPG

Employer: 22BPG?

Me: Yes, 22 years before Pokemon go.

This one took a while...had to use a decoy string to get him to look at the camera.

"Y cogiendo la bolsa del muchacho, entregó las monedas de oro al general"

English translation:

"And taking the boy's bag, he handed the gold coins to the general"

My translation:

"And fucking the boy's bag, he handed the gold coins to the general"

It's funny how Spanish changes from country to country and things don't turn out too well. This was one dirty book.