This Is Hell And I Have Subjected Myself To It.

Overcorrecting

Actual canon:

Furthermore:

I get wanting to distance yourself from old inaccurate fanon but recently it feels like the fandom is just being contrarian and overcorrecting so much they create a new fanon, just in the opposite direction

Ur wish is my command/silly

yeehaw!!!!!!

(people have been liking this but please reblog my art

Still holds up GET OVER HERE

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

IM SKINNING HIM

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

Woah! What happened?

I’m turning off anonymous asks on all of my blogs. So fucking done. Sorry to all my anons who actually behave, I really am

I like to think of life and every single day like a book! Every time you go to sleep, you flip a page in that book. Don't even try going back a few pages because every single page you pass has been glued shut by Gorilla Glue and Flex Tape.

Father Time himself has prevented you from doing time travel, and at the end of your lifespan, he quizzes you about everything in your life. And if you don't pass, you get sent a new book.

You are forever stuck in Father Time Life School.

Anyway! That's my advice! :)

KILL ME HELP WHAT HAVE I DONE

@vexing-pencepal

But u are Jesus

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

1 bajillion boop damage. youre welcome

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.. WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY PINGS..

WHAT ARE YOU PONDERING ABOUT

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW