NAIWGWIQ BRO UR GETTING RABIES
@vexing-pencepal
Ooohhh, I hate you, tumblr!!
I like to think of life and every single day like a book! Every time you go to sleep, you flip a page in that book. Don't even try going back a few pages because every single page you pass has been glued shut by Gorilla Glue and Flex Tape.
Father Time himself has prevented you from doing time travel, and at the end of your lifespan, he quizzes you about everything in your life. And if you don't pass, you get sent a new book.
You are forever stuck in Father Time Life School.
Anyway! That's my advice! :)
Guhhh— I'm gonna tweakkk
SHHHHH, SHHHHHHHH NUH UH DON'T FALL INTO THE HOLE... I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THIS SAME MINDSET FOR AWHILE. UR ART IS GOOD MAN!!
Me: *actually starts liking my artstyle overall*
Another artist: *exists*
Me, now crying because theyre better and im worthless and I deserve nothing:
-weeks later-
Me, comfortable with an aspect of my art style: :D
Me, after interacting with a moot who does it better: *sobs*
Wow, Ace.. thank you for your sacrifice.
PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE
Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW
[Insert evil cackle] HEHEHEH
PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE
Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW
I need my walker.. give me a moment.
Back in 1923, MYYY wife. Died... in the war.. THIS THIS IS WHY I HAVE ACE HOSTAGE
Cage. Now
PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE
Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW
DAMN I GOTTA KINK SHAME NOW!
PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE
Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW