Can't Fucking Belive I Own This. I Think It's Considered A Relic By Now

Ferry probably had written a wattpad style fanfic in some journal they keep locked like it's the holy grail because they'd rather tear their skin off again, plus their nervous system, rather than give ANYBODY, the right to sneak peak in there. Especially Gabriel because there's this awkward smut scene in there where they fuck raw and nasty.

Do you think ferrygabe from the Ferryman’s pov feels like a Harry Styles x Reader wattpad fanfic

I've been seeing a thing or two about a DC au where the justice leage, specifically Batman/Bruce is a patient at a mental asylum and all his villans are just workers at the asylum.

But what about the bat family? What about Alfred? What about Cat Woman?

Here's my take on it:

Alfred is a family friend of the Wayne's and basically like an uncle to Bruce before Bruce's parents died (which i headcannon for this universe that they died in a fire that left Bruce scarred and Bruce loved superheros because i think it ties to his delusions)

And Alfred visits Bruce as often as he can, making sure to try and be nice to him, like bringing him paperdolls and crayons to draw with under the supervision of the doctors at the mental asylum.

And those paperdolls? They're the bat family alright.

Every single doll is a member of the bat family, with Bruce imagening how they are his kids that help him fight off 'his villans' and is very protective of, only letting Alfred and Cat Woman (who's another doctor at the asylum that is nice to him and he views her as an okay most of the time) and will always carry them around with him, imagening and caring for them like they are real children, but they are all delusions with a little bit of Bruce's personality and traits from when he was younger and not crazy.

And also, Jason's death was just Dr. Jack Napier (the Joker) aciddently ripping the paper doll of Jason when Bruce and Jack got into a scuffle, and because of Bruce's delusions, they decided (behind Jack's back, specifically Selina Kyle {who's Cat woman} decided to do this after they all saw how distressed and more mentally unstable Bruce got) to give Bruce more paper dolls and fix up Jason before they gave it all back to Bruce.

And i'll leave it at that, i'll let you all give your own thoughts about it. :)

are people going to shoot me if i say ive never had a dr pepper, or a sprite in my entire life

When you're tryna be gangsta but your bf keeps asking "Who's a good boy?":

Testing out my new pencil <3

Really fucken need to be on somebody's lap, just hugging them, in the most comfortable position so my bones don't ache like I've experienced the birth of the universe, and just have my head scratched

And not even in a sexual way

Like I just want to be held

Squeeze me like how dogs squeeze their chew toys

Just take me apart and put me back together, I was already hanging just by the strands of glue left from ducktape and chewed gum

Make me feel like I'm something that's supposed to exist

Creature in a wedding dress ❤️

HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL YALL CREATURES I LOVE YALL SO MUCH!!!!!!

2025 BOUT TO BE THE YEAR I GET MY SHIT TOGETHER!!!!

Is it something like this??? If there was potential in this poly??

New ship alert

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Sisyphus the only one liking the misery party

I love how as we learn more about the Ultrakill lore it becomes increasingly clear that absolutely nobody is having a good time with the ongoing events

Except for Sisyphus, Sisyphus is having a fucking blast

Christian mingle except there's nothing on his profile other than a picture of him in the most awkward stand of his life with a thumbs up, like he just shat himself in the ballpit for 20$.

Another picture of just him that looks like he is using a camera for the first time, like a grandpa.

And the most basic bio because he had no idea what to put

do u guys think gabriel would use one of those christian dating apps