Joel’s Episode:

So guys, I’m kind of extremely indecisive. As you have probably guessed due to my inability to decide anything. So this is a really stupid poll:

Guys I can’t decide help me plz lol.

If I was a writer… (I literally sang that in my head to the tune of my favorite boat boys song lol) anyway thank you op for exploding my brain this will now be literally all I think about for the next ever.

for all the "only winners remember " fans out there: joel now remembers double life and etho doesnt. isn't that awesome?

My sister needed a ‘visual aid’ for her book report, and I was happy to be of help.

Ramble below! Do not read if you value your sanity my craziness will infect you you have been warned!

Imma be so honest, those word bubbles aren’t filled with just scribbles, I used the text feature and then just wrote a small dissertation on my fav anime. It covers the whole screen on that text size, I just made a new layer and filled the whole thing with white except for the text bubbles. I am not well.

(I kinda hope her classmates notice. But only the cool ones who will respect her for it)

see if you can guess what book! Challenge: impossible, because I have not read the book myself and these are just randos in the drawing based off of her general description of the plot.

the book was Radio Silence. My sister recommends, and I recommend listening to her recommendations. She is cool. 👍

I was not paid for this but I still count this as my first commission, so, whooopee!

also look at me being a good older brother! I’m so generous, you should totally follow me and like all my posts! <-whoa who said that?

If you have read this far, you deserve something good to make up for subjecting yourself to this madness. Go have a cookie. Did you drink enough water today? I know you didn’t. Go drink some. Eat some real food too. Maybe watch a movie. Whatever floats your boat.

also in other news art reqs are open! Please send me asks. Please. Engage. I will hypnotize you, ready?

engage!

Now tell me what to draw because I am a bored and lonely basement dweller (I don’t actually live in a basement. I just have that vibe.) who needs inspiration. I am running on empty and your ideas are the cookies I need to keep going. Did i mention that cookies are cool. I like cookies. And cake. And candy. And everything else that has sugar in it. In fact, food in general is just wild. I don’t think we appreciate enough how great it is to be able to eat food. Go have some candy right now. Go on, you can tell your doctor I gave you permission. This is getting weird. I’m gonna stop talking now before you start thinking I’m some sort of crazy person. Hah, imagine <- said the crazy person.

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welp, anyway.

a recreation of what Scar said in Cub’s stream, 02:41:00

I’m loving this session’s never-before-seen levels of Joel patheticness/silly

Between family man Joel and tuff guy Etho…it’s like they literally switched places from limited life lol

I’m bringing this back even though I drew it forever ago because I think it’s funny, and I’m still kind of proud of it. I forgot I used to draw noses like that lol. And also Ethos. I forgot I used to give him a little, like, swoopy thing. Hah.

I was listening to How to Be a Heartbreaker by MARINA and I realized it fit the boat boys perfectly

I might go back and add color later, but for now; behold…whatever the hell this is. Go listen to the song please this will make more sense I think?

This is, of course, all in silliness, I just thought it was funny. Also it’s a fun song.

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biblically accurate jizzie

It is time. Cue the ominous music and fog machines. Send for the crisp packets and dip. Turn on the lights. Then if that doesn’t work turn them off again and then back on. If they’re still being fussy, give the drywall a few good kicks and that should do the trick.

So. The moment you have all been waiting for. Yes that’s right, this is the culmination of all of our hard work and the high point in your life. We’re certain you thought of nothing but this for the past *checks watch* uhhhh however long it’s been.

CONTRIBUTOR APPLICATIONS ARE HERE!

Do you like smallishbeans? If you don’t like smallishbeans… what the heck are you even doing here?? We told you two forms ago to return to your average toast-making and sock-donning activities!! Begone from here, unless you want swamp muck in your shoes and Canadian YouTuber Etho Slab obsessed with you. Just Jeremys here now? Good. We don’t have to extol the virtues of Joel here to convince you to apply, because there are too many to list, and he is always happy to tell you some in any video of his you may watch, so we’ll skip right to the thing at the center of the onion (a metaphor more prominently used as “at the heart of the matter”, but we took it upon ourselves to improve it because we are benevolent leaders): the applications.

Google Docs

Smallishzine Contributor Applications

We’re gonna fill out the form, we’re gonna turn it in…and all that jazz!! 🎶 (get this reference or I explode you with my mind)

If you want to apply but are still reading this instead of applying you are doing the wrong thing.

Great, now it’s just us mods, so we will have our secret mod conversation unbeknownst to everyone else:

Cars are really neat. I like cars. And donkey Jeremy. Did you remember to say your daily prayers to Jeremy? Well duhh of course I did! Shrek shrek eefo shrek Jimmy solidarity shrek shrek we love Ldshadowlady

guys somethings wrong with my shortgrass

oh my goodness gracious me thank you so much anon you’ve got me tears over here this means so much to me!!!! Like this actually makes my day you have no idea thank you so much I’m so so happy that you like my art!!! Thank you!!! Rahhh!

@iandoubt I love seeing your art on my dash ..... genuinely gorgeous

@iandoubt !!!