Minho: There's No Beautiful Without "i"

Woozi: making ma way downtown walkin fast~

Mingyu: Hyung!! look what i did-

Woozi: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.

DK: *comes up with a stupid idea for a prank*

Hoshi: We could be killed!!

Hoshi: or worse, Seungcheol will lecture us on responsibility again.

Hoshi: *shivers in fright*

Jeonghan: *yelling in the practice room* THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Rest of Seventeen: *plays along or Jeonghan will call Seungcheol over*

Joshua: uhhh, Woozi you're not supposed to touch the floor.

Jihoon: *laying on the ground, emotionless* i want to burn.

Yugyeom: *breathes*

Jinyoung:

Jinyoung: come here you little sht

BamBam: Guys, I got a pet snake. What should I name him??

JB: I'm sorry, you got a pet WHAT?!

Yugyeom: William Snakespear.

Woozi: bro close your eyes

Mingyu: *closes eyes*

Woozi: how do you feel?

Mingyu: peaceful

Woozi: thats my life without you

Mingyu: bro...

Wonwoo, pulling up to a restaurant: Could you go get a table? I need to park the car.

Mingyu: Okay

[ 5 minutes later ]

Mingyu, sprinting out of the restaurant while carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!!

Joshua: I can't believe you're single on valentines day

Chan: well, you know what they say

Chan: roses are red, violets are blue-

Joshua: don't.

Chan: -vodka is cheaper then a table for two.

Jun: he's not wrong-

Minghao: *slaps Jun* don't you dare.

Mingyu: hyung, wake up, its time to set up for the next dance prac.

Woozi: im not sleeping. im dead. leave flowers and get out.

Hoshi: It's times like these when I wish I'd listened to what my sister told me.

Jihoon: Why, what did she †ell you?

Hoshi: I don't know. I didn't listen.