Hobbies Include Annoying Americans By Only Refering To George Washington As Americas First Male President

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

Me: *wakes up and immediately checks the tumblr trends like it's the news*

Me: Let's see what the little people in my phone are freaking out about this time

Odyssey AU where Odysseus takes Astyanax with him instead of killing him.

Plotwise everything stays the same, Odysseus just has a baby permanently strapped to his chest for the entirety of the story.

One of the most obvious arguments in favor of a romantic relationship between Achilles and Patroclus is simply that it makes sense from a writers perspective. Want to absolutely destroy your main character? Bring them to their breaking point? Punch your reader in the gut? Kill the love interest.

I mean, come on, the greeks were the inventors of the tragedy for a reason. What's more tragic? The death of cousin/comrade or the death of the person you are irrevocably and maddly in love with?

And here I kinda hoped our promised wylan crumb would maybe be a tiny climpse of him in the van eck mansion during the dekappel heist 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Girls don't want boyfriends. Girls want an expensively made Medici-styled historical drama HBO show about Alexander the Great

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

This is just the entire plot of Reckless by Cornelia Funke

I love so much stories of older siblings having to save their younger siblings from a magical kidnapping it's just. I'm too old to believe in magic and you're not but you're the one stolen and I'm the one who has to believe to get you back because our parents are too far gone, they'll never understand. You're my responsibility and I don't want you to be but when offered a choice to walk into the dark for you or to turn back I will always go on. I seem like such a grown-up powerful force to you but I'm just a kid myself. I'm scared and alone but somewhere out there you trust me to save you and I have to rise to that, I have no choice. I resent your existence. I love you. I will always come find you.

Fellas, I'm gonna save you a lot of time. If you have to google 'am I gay?', you're definitely not straight.

Not to distract from the seriousnes of the scene, but TK and Carlos sitting in front of their bed makes it look like the bed is way too small for two grown men.

Unless they sleep, like, literally on top of each other