Mine Is A Bisexual Witch

just found this on my dashboard and by law, I'm required to reblog this.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

im back and i have food.

I started writing fanfiction again after an eternity and I wrote a fucking Honkai: Star Rail. @whatisgrass be disappointed in me and then watch me not give a fuck. I actually have two more but you can just find them on my profile so…

Obama is a dream god, I’ve decided, see you in fifteen years

wait how do you do the rainbow text

a gay bitch needs to know, I've only been here for a few months

Slasher76 with his slasherseventytits

Happy Halloween~!

My turn to get in on nipslip76! Slasher76 with his slasherseventytits! I could go all night. I love this skin so much.

ok google, how do I post "regularly" or at least enough that no one assumes that I am dead

"For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancied, not giving a tinker's curse for those I hurt. Yet here I am... with riches and reputation, feeling no wiser than when I left home.

Yet when I turn around, and look at the course I've run... there's not a man or woman that I love left standing beside me."

without saying your favorite character’s name, put in the tags a quote said by your fav.

my gaydar turns on for the entirety of the movie to see how much

✨ G A Y ✨

I can detect before I overload. Once I find a character with a 40% chance or higher of being gay, my gaydar plays "Fast" by Saweetie.

I regret nothing.

deranged post number one

(:

Flow, Ghost, Infinity, Terra 1.1

Delyth Parks felt a small tremor, the vibrations growing in intensity every second. There were rarely earthquakes here and even when there were, they were small and insignificant, often ignored by the occupants of below. 

“The here’s going on?” Jade Halsey appeared from around a corner, hair ruffled and hazel eyes blown wide. So it wasn’t just Dee who felt it. “Dunno, maybe the Titans are causing a ruckus downstairs,” Dee suggested sarcastically, her Irish accent making it seem even more so. 

Jade rolled her eyes, “Your sarcasm is noted. Anyway, I sense it’s coming from the fountain.”

“What? I thought it was drained years ago.”

“My senses aren’t wrong, if it was the Titans, pretty sure it would have much weaker than this.”

Jade was right about the fountain being the source but there was something unusual about this particular earthquake(besides its abnormally strong intensity).

 The closer they had gotten to the fountain, the weaker the vibrations became and it happened to be full of blood as it did long ago. 

“Ok, this is getting weird,” Jade said and Dee noticed some bubbles appearing near the edge. Something was rising from it but what or who was it?

A tuft of hair appeared first then a face, arms, legs, and soon enough, there was an entire body floating in the blood fountain but whoever it was, they weren’t drenched in it. In fact, they looked perfectly dry. 

The girls dragged the body out of the fountain, confirming it to be a boy in his teen years, possibly a tad younger than they were(looks-wise, at least), with brown hair tied into a ponytail and bangs covering his left eye.

Dee placed a hand on his chest and almost immediately retracted it in shock. “What’s wrong, Dee?” The redhead could only mutter four chilling words...

“He... he has a heartbeat.”