No. Do Not Whistle. No Whistling. It Is Not The Andy Griffith Show. No Whistling.

LIKE SPIDERMAN

“i will love you if you don’t marry me. i will love you if you marry someone else… and i will love you if you have a child, and i will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more… and i will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and i must say that on late, cold nights, i prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios i have mentioned.” – lemony snicket, the beatrice letters

Literally my life

ATLA videogame had dialogues / scenes that were different from the show. 

(Examples found on youtube)

Y/N: Oh, to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

tw addiction

John Mulaney has checked himself into rehab for cocaine and alcohol abuse. Addiction is a medical disorder and admitting you need help is one of the bravest things you can do. Jokes about John Mulaney's situation are at best inappropriate and at worst cruel. If I see anyone joking about this I will block you. Please join me in sending light, love, and healing to a man who has brought us all so much joy and laughter.

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

The lack of pockets on women’s pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags.

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 + soundtrack.

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

Now YouTube has a habit of recommending me the weirdest stuff recently, but today i got this on my recommendations

And about halfway through listening to this, I went and read the comments, literally I could not stop reading I was there for hours, here are some of my favorites