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Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

HAN ★ Asia Artist Awards (231214)

Stiles, about Theo: I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.

Sam: What are you looking for, Terminator?

Bucky: My will to live.

Sam: Wha-

You: *walks in the room*

Bucky: Nevermind, I found it.

Person A: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.

Person B, eating cake at 3 am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.

Dating Peter Pan in his true asshole ways would include

- “I’m cold” “Well jeez Y/n I can’t control the weather” “Yes you can bitch”

- Throwing a snowball at your face by accident

- Everyone is confused about your relationship dynamic

- “Pixie bitch” “Takes one to know one” “Peter that doesn’t even make sense”

- “Peter you can’t drink alcohol you’re twelve” “Shut up”

-Calling each other by your last names which confuses everyone even more

-You’re as evil as him and he finds it extremely hot

-”Okay pixie boy” “Okay witch bitch”

- “shut up I don’t even like you” “I know because you loveee me”

- “Wow you had a crush on me that’s embarrassing” “I know those were my darkest times”

- Constantly playing tricks on each other

- Peter telling you he has a daddy kink “Thats really ironic coming from the boy that never wants to grow up”

-Telling each other to smell things then shoving it in each others noses “It helps you smell it better” “You got frosting inside my nose”

-Peter wrapping you up in a blanket as he carries you places “Peter let me out” “Whatever you say burrito” “Stop calling me burrito”

-Peter affectionally calling you ‘burrito’ because he knows you hate it

- “Stop acting like a child” “I’m literally Peter Pan what did you expect”

- “You remind me of a cupcake” “I’m literally the most evil person you have ever met” “Okay then you’re a devils food cupcake”

-Wearing bright colored lipstick so you could leave marks on Peter

- Peter having the tendency of chucking blankets at you whenever he knew you were cold

The Reynolds Pamphlet: How?

Madison, Burr and Jefferson: we know u stealing u bad boy

Alexander: shit. Wait. I can explain. I only cheated...

{Later}

Alexander: Ha! Beat ya to it. Here you go

*hands Reynolds pamphlet*

Alexander: I sent it out to the whole world. It's even color coded assholes

Burr, Madison and Jefferson: ...

*Alex throwing copies of his paper in the streets while skipping*

Madison: ...did he just?

Burr: ...why

Burr, Madison and Jefferson: ...

Jefferson: well shit...I'm gonna take a nap lol

The lack of pockets on women’s pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags.

If I told you this was only gonna hurt

If I warned you that the fire’s gonna burn

Would you walk in?

Would you let me lead you even when you’re blind?

In the darkness, in the middle of the night

In the silence, when there’s no one by your side

Would you call in the name of love?

If I told you we could bathe in all the lights

Would you rise up, come and meet me in the sky?

Would you trust me when you’re jumping from the heights?

Would you fall in the name of love?

When there’s madness, when there’s poison in your head

When the sadness leaves you broken in your bed

I will hold you in the depths of your despair

And it’s all in the name of love

I wanna testify

Scream in the holy light

You bring me back to life

And it’s all in the name of love

In the name of Love - Bebe Rexha & Martin Garrix