Remember. Whatever.

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, kinda not ever been done before, fearless to reference or not reference, put it in a tumblr, swirl it, ready for it, kick it, give 5/15 to it, drink it

I got a list of names and yours is in… glittery gel pen with hearts drawn around it 😇

July 15, 2018, 7 AM, 451 F°

The lakes were wet as wet could be,

The sands were dry as pie

You could not see a cloud, because?

No cloud was in the sky:

One bird was flying overhead--

There are no words I cried

The Punisher and the Carpenter

Were standing close at hand

They wept like anything to see

Such qualities of bees

"If they never were to fly away" they said

… ain't we all just Runaways

Taylor’s out here just changing time

@taylorswift @taylornation

The object of tennis is to maneuver the ball in such a way that the opponent is not able to play a valid return.

In baseball, the object is to go home!

And to be safe! I hope I'll be safe at home!

While we’re looking for things to do at home, I thought it’d be fun to share behind the scenes of my dad’s acting debut. 🎾

☮️ is not something to wish for. Make it, do it, be it and then give it away.

NO IT’S JOEY

Here's some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself too seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs and members of Green Day.

Do you ever want to leave a long trail of destruction

And mow down any bullshit that confronts you?

Do you ever build up all the small things in your head

To make one problem that adds up to nothing?

Debbie Harry in New York City, 1977

What a lovely exit 😉

@taylorswift

Scuze me, do you have the time?

No. I don't believe I do. I certainly didn’t have it this morning, did you leave it somewhere?

No, I don't have the time. I use a little of it like everyone else. But I don't have it. I think the Navy has it. In Washington, isn't it? They keep it in an observatory, that’s right.

Sure, they let out a little of it each day. Not too much too soon. They wouldn't want to give us too much time. Just enough.

The GE 8131-4A does not have AM or PM. You just have to guess (based on sunlight, I suppose). When setting the clock, just make sure that you don't pull out the alarm function until it's less than 11 hours before you want to wake UP.

I can't stand my own mind

America, when will we end the human war

Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb

In isolation my imagination has run wild and this album is the result, a collection of songs and stories that flowed like a stream of consciousness. Picking up a pen was my way of escaping into fantasy, history, and memory. I’ve told these stories to the best of my ability with all the love, wonder, and whimsy they deserve. Now it’s up to you to pass them down. folklore is out now.

📷: Beth Garrabrant

Hey Alfred, tell me how do you feel after that fabulous 30th birthday filter we hear you had?

ah great yeah we had a great time

tell me was Perry there?

yeah with his boxing

was he?

yeah

the boxing’s alright is he?

turned up fine all the best

goood, feel like the man now?

yeah feels great yeah having a great time

and now Slowhand lets his rhythm guitar take sort of second place

as he tells in his song

All About Tayla (Perry's Version) REMIX

The mood board for the gasoline remix is just this one photo

That guy, so critical 🍄

dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

I said in an interview 13 years ago "I'm just hoping that I have a second album that does as well as the first and someday get to be a headliner, and always be the same person that I started out as.” Scrolling through your posts today has me feeling all the feelings & I want to thank you. Because of you, there was a 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th and 7th album. You guys made me into a headliner because you wanted to see me play. And your support all these years is what’s helped me stay true to that kid I was when I started out. #13YearsOfTaylor

The representative from California has the floor

America, why is your television full of names

America, when will the Saints go marching in

i’m sick of your insane demands

When can I go on the internet and buy what I need with my good looks

America, after all, it is you and I who are perfect, not the next post

Excited to announce the City of Lover Concert! We filmed my show in Paris in September and thought it’d be fun to share it with you 😄May 17 at 10p ET on ABC and available the next day on Hulu and Disney+!