Ya Know, I Can't Believe I Even thought 

What is Perry's job?

Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers

And Paparazzi!

And he carries a guitar!

24 seconds. You need this or you love the game

It's, um, it has something to do with responding

OH OH he's a transpon* transponder!

THATS NOT EVEN A BIRD😳

*Clover blooms in the fields/spring breaks loose/the time is near...* EVERMORE ALBUM VINYL IS OUT TODAY!! You can get it at your fav indie record store, Target, Walmart & Amazon ✨ and if you’re feeling even more generous, go ahead and stream it too! That would be cool!

"the Best thing though in this town

is that everything always stays bright where it was ⚾

nobody’d move

nobody’d change

the only thing that would change could be that of You" 🌾

“if the shoe fits walk in it everywhere you go.” 🚶‍♀️🌾 

Now, the first daughter on the thirteenth night

Told the first father that things weren't right

My compositions, she says, are much too white

He said, come here and step into the daylight

I actually did grow up on a Christmas tree farm. In a gingerbread house, deep within the yummy gummy gumdrop forest. Where, funnily enough, this song is their national anthem. #ChristmasTreeFarm song and video out now 🎄

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"Christmas Tree Farm" by Taylor Swift

Listen to the new XMAS Song!

When I was 16

I hung out with the kids who lacked it

The kind of punks who were born in leather jackets

The kind of punks who place themselves in brackets

And she was one of them

Back then she was somebody's girlfriend

And I was no one

I had nothing

Anyway, I keep picturing all these little lights playing some game in this big field of sky and all. 2000 tiny lights, and nothing around - nothing big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some daisy song. What I have to do, I have to match anybody if they start to go over the song, I mean if they're playing and they don't know what they're doing, I have to come out from nowear and match them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the matcher in the sky and all. I know I'm lazy, but that's the only place I'd really like to be.

'One batch, two cats' w/ Frank Castle

'No files on this Frankie boy,' he thought; but to his amusement there seemed to be a box of lies from his wife -- who was still eating from the garden gate apples. 'I carrot pancake of red and hat with her weeping about whatshisface,' his thoughts willowed, fighting as he spoke. 'I must deliver it and her to her home á bored. She will be made welcome.'

He gathered her in the box (for she was only 177 centimeters or 5 feet 9 11⁄16) and headed for her writetful home. Frank knocked up The Corrs of his wife's mothers castle. She opened the Coors.

'I've brought Maria home, Mrs. Morrissey' (he could never call her and run). He opened the box and pleasured Maria on the coorstep.

'I'm not having all those files in my home!' shouted Mrs. Morrissey (who was very housebroke), shutting The Smiths. 'She could have at least offered me a cup of joe' thought Frank lifting the wind back upon his shoulders.

How come that guitar’s in the hospital?

‘Cats’ School w/ Taylor Swift

Us waiting for this wildest winter to end. 🥶🧣 At least there are only eight days until the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards!! Did you vote today? Go to kidschoiceawards.com every day until March 13th to vote for Taylor in three categories!

He said, man look at that

Well up came that first cool cat

Man, do you see what I see

Well I want that middle chick

I want that little chick

Hey man save one chick FourFive me

And when I plugged her in she just blew up

benji convincing taylor's marketing team to make sure he is the only cat included in the stella line

Hey Alfred, tell me how do you feel after that fabulous 30th birthday filter we hear you had?

ah great yeah we had a great time

tell me was Perry there?

yeah with his boxing

was he?

yeah

the boxing’s alright is he?

turned up fine all the best

goood, feel like the man now?

yeah feels great yeah having a great time

and now Slowhand lets his rhythm guitar take sort of second place

as he tells in his song

All About Tayla (Perry's Version) REMIX

The mood board for the gasoline remix is just this one photo

Welcome to Americana, please make your selection followed by the # sign now

“Miss Americana & the heartbreak prince” 😱😱 @taylorswift

That was the beauty of the 90’s. It was so intense it’s like the other decades never happend. I have spoken.

Q: What's the consolation prize?

A: Economy-sized McFlurry℗

Here we are on said Xmas tree farm. And I just want to say that my parents are the real 90’s fashion icons. I have spoken.