Don't Believe Them When They Tell You

TEWL in mammals is also known as insensible record loss (IRL), as it is a process over which fans have little physiologic control, and of which they are usually, mostly, unaware.

taylors commitment to glitter and eloquently calling out men her entire career is one of my favorite things about her

'One batch, two cats' w/ Frank Castle

'No files on this Frankie boy,' he thought; but to his amusement there seemed to be a box of lies from his wife -- who was still eating from the garden gate apples. 'I carrot pancake of red and hat with her weeping about whatshisface,' his thoughts willowed, fighting as he spoke. 'I must deliver it and her to her home á bored. She will be made welcome.'

He gathered her in the box (for she was only 177 centimeters or 5 feet 9 11⁄16) and headed for her writetful home. Frank knocked up The Corrs of his wife's mothers castle. She opened the Coors.

'I've brought Maria home, Mrs. Morrissey' (he could never call her and run). He opened the box and pleasured Maria on the coorstep.

'I'm not having all those files in my home!' shouted Mrs. Morrissey (who was very housebroke), shutting The Smiths. 'She could have at least offered me a cup of joe' thought Frank lifting the wind back upon his shoulders.

How come that guitar’s in the hospital?

‘Cats’ School w/ Taylor Swift

Have arrived in the land of cat cafes and eternal cuteness TOKYO HI 💕🌸🍭🍬🎆 I’m off to stare into pastel aquariums and hug all the people CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU GUYS LATER!

No fear brittanyspears 🎤

What light through yonder window breaks

It is the East and Juliet is the sun

Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven yet so bright

That birds would sing and think it were not night

Taylor when she wrote “and I ain’t tryna mess with your self expression but I’ve learned the lesson that stressin and obsessin bout somebody else is no fun”

”Taylor uh, any song she wants, Taylor Swift. Preferably one I have writing on. That would be awesome.”

‪Walked into the studio to a surprise birthday party from Jack Antonoff and Laura Sisk - it’s equally wild and cozy to think it was the three of us in a room making a song called Lover here last year. ♥️‬

He said, man look at that

Well up came that first cool cat

Man, do you see what I see

Well I want that middle chick

I want that little chick

Hey man save one chick FourFive me

And when I plugged her in she just blew up

benji convincing taylor's marketing team to make sure he is the only cat included in the stella line

Hi guys have I told you lately that I LOVE YOU

October past and present & the future too. It’s all I’ve got and I’m giving it to you. 🚫

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://taylor.lnk.to/taylorswiftmidnights

I’d love to wear a rainbow every day.

And tell the world that everything's OK.

But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back. Until things are brighter, I'm The Man in Black.

the two horsemen of the apocalypse

Oh, she's the RedShift effect

Oh yeah, it’s the apparent change in the frequency of a tree caused by relative motion between the source of the tree and the observer

Oh sure, I see it now, the greenday effect

Are u too good for ur home?

Alright I’ve got to go driving, you guys um make yourselves profitable

okay

Just a friendly reminder that I would never have thought it was possible to go back and remake my previous work, uncovering lost art and forgotten gems along the way, if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Tonight we begin again. Red (my version) is out now.

https://taylor.lnk.to/redtaylorsversion

📷: Beth Garrabrant