I'm Impressed With The Presence Of None

Julia, 🐚 eyes, 💨 smile, calls me. So I sing a song of love for Julia.

'One batch, two cats' w/ Frank Castle

'No files on this Frankie boy,' he thought; but to his amusement there seemed to be a box of lies from his wife -- who was still eating from the garden gate apples. 'I carrot pancake of red and hat with her weeping about whatshisface,' his thoughts willowed, fighting as he spoke. 'I must deliver it and her to her home á bored. She will be made welcome.'

He gathered her in the box (for she was only 177 centimeters or 5 feet 9 11⁄16) and headed for her writetful home. Frank knocked up The Corrs of his wife's mothers castle. She opened the Coors.

'I've brought Maria home, Mrs. Morrissey' (he could never call her and run). He opened the box and pleasured Maria on the coorstep.

'I'm not having all those files in my home!' shouted Mrs. Morrissey (who was very housebroke), shutting The Smiths. 'She could have at least offered me a cup of joe' thought Frank lifting the wind back upon his shoulders.

How come that guitar’s in the hospital?

‘Cats’ School w/ Taylor Swift

The representative from California has the floor

America, why is your television full of names

America, when will the Saints go marching in

i’m sick of your insane demands

When can I go on the internet and buy what I need with my good looks

America, after all, it is you and I who are perfect, not the next post

Excited to announce the City of Lover Concert! We filmed my show in Paris in September and thought it’d be fun to share it with you 😄May 17 at 10p ET on ABC and available the next day on Hulu and Disney+! 

That guy, so critical 🍄

dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

I said in an interview 13 years ago "I'm just hoping that I have a second album that does as well as the first and someday get to be a headliner, and always be the same person that I started out as.” Scrolling through your posts today has me feeling all the feelings & I want to thank you. Because of you, there was a 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th and 7th album. You guys made me into a headliner because you wanted to see me play. And your support all these years is what’s helped me stay true to that kid I was when I started out. #13YearsOfTaylor

FFS now it’s ”he looks up grinning like a coyote”

Dressing room is lit

Calm down and come see the ’Bigger Dick’ foreign policy theory at work.

Drink it up, it's my favorite song

Change, change, change to the distortion

‪Stoked to relive our Paris show tonight when the City of Lover concert airs at 10pm ET/9pm CT on ABC - then tomorrow on Hulu and Disney+ 💕 It was the best album release party I could’ve wished for 😆✨💐🎆🕶 love you guys 💋‬

No fear brittanyspears 🎤

What light through yonder window breaks

It is the East and Juliet is the sun

Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven yet so bright

That birds would sing and think it were not night

Taylor when she wrote “and I ain’t tryna mess with your self expression but I’ve learned the lesson that stressin and obsessin bout somebody else is no fun”

Let me calm you down ’cause I’m going to 🍓

And we now welcome to the programme a young awful from Liverpool. Is that right?

That's right!

In fact your the first awful from Liverpool I've ever seen.

Great.

And you brought three of your friends, could you please introduce me?

Yes there's Orange Parasol and Mango Stone.

What about Bål McCharmly?

Grandberry juice.

And did they have anything to do with your drink? Did they help you or hinder you in anyway?

No, they poured it out for me.

That's right, I mean they can sell?

Oh they spell very greatly🙀

Do you take this magnetic force of a cat to be you’re?

Partnership is in danger of growing stuck

I'm taking it to stranger new places

Moodboard made by me!

I can’t calm down. Please tag TayTay. I need this.

@taylorswift @taylornation

‪Tiny desk, BIG mood. Thank you @nprmusic for that awesome experience, I can’t wait to relive it when #tinydesk comes out! 📷 Bob Boilen ‬

Have arrived in the land of cat cafes and eternal cuteness TOKYO HI 💕🌸🍭🍬🎆 I’m off to stare into pastel aquariums and hug all the people CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU GUYS LATER!