So who's trying to write these Klaus x Jesper fanfics for me? I'm thinking maybe a professor sleeping with student au🤔 or and some I slept with my dad's business associate au. Here's a list for those who wanna make me some, I'm trying to get into the christmas spirit😏
Jesper covered in nothing but a Christmas ribbons, surprise Klaus on anniversary
Jesper wearing Klaus's winter coat and nothing else
Margu thinks Jesper and Klaus are married, and starts to worry when she doesn't see them kiss like her Papa does with Mama. Both try to convince her they're not, but end up trying to please her so she won't cry
Lesbian bestie Alva spends whole night trying to get Jesper to talk to the Bear across the bar, Jesper says no but, Klaus has been staring all night when he's not looking
Jesper dad cuts him off and with no money he finds help in Klaus and they start falling in love... possible slow burn. Or for you naughty ones Jesper has to do sexual favors in order to stay in his high end apartment , Klaus is the land lord.
Jesper with no money again, makes the wrong choices and borrows money from Loan Shark Klaus
Jesper dad runs out of money ends up selling Jesper to Mob boss Klaus
Jesper becomes an assistant to the CEO of a big toy company, how was he supposed to know his new boss was the guy he slept with last night.
Jesper gets on the naughty list and gets more more than a lump of coal in his stocking. No his stocking stuffer is 10 long inches of hard wood😏
Jesper is trying to ride Klaus like a reindeer all night long.
Jesper takes his cousin Margu to see mall Santa and promised a picture for her parents. Margu gets to shy and says she'll only go if she's see Jesper on Santa's lap first to make sure it's safe.
Jesper grudgingly agrees but, when did mall Santa's become kinda hot? and how is he supposed to keep calm with this mans thick hand on his waist hovering over his butt, and his deep voice growling in his ear. Oh geez the mall is no place to get a boner especially in front of all these kids... wait did he just squeeze my ass? And why did slip in my pocket?
Jesus christ what is wrong with me🤣🤣🤣
I practically wrote that last one so someone please put it together
I can't believe I was right🤣 for once in my life.
Ok so if Big mama can make herself look like this:
and Sunita can blend in at Aprils’s school flawlessly l doesn’t that mean the boys can do it too?
This something that’s been on my mind for a while but I just got around to piecing it together. It came to me after re-watching Mystic Library and Operation Normal. Either their magical abilities either came from something in Drazum’s ooze or from Master Splinter’s DNA. Because I’m calling it now that the sword Lou Jitsu’s ancestor used was magical, with the purpose of destroying the dark armor but that’s beside the point.
I mean it’s one thing to possess mystical weapons that were probably already enchanted but it’s another to draw a rune, push your magical energy into it to activate said rune and it successfully work on the first try. Raph does all this when releasing Mayhem from the mirror.
And if the boys can do that, they can definitely pull off the human ”cloak” Sunita, Big mama and even the old lady they followed to Senor Queso’s Pizzeria did. looking back even Draxum’s goons from the first episode could do it too. This means the boys won’t have to face the choice of making the selves human with reverse mutagen/ooze or deciding to stay mutants because they can literally just be both, but I’ll speak on that later.
R.I.P. Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)
Me trying to figure out how Gabriel Agreste secret entrance to his lair, goes down under his office but some how still has a giant ass window looking above the city buildings, as if he were high up.🤔 Also who the hell built that shit, probably the same people who built Batman's lazy susan for the batmobile and still kept that shit a secret.🤐 Is there a secret neutral company that tricks out superhero and villains lairs for them? With client confidentiality and everything, that seems like a good business but hard to get new clients since they can't tell about who've they've built for which is the whole point of the company😐
Is it too soon to make this joke?
Today is truly a sad day, because @Nickelodeon wants to do the Rise!tmnt fans dirty, but I refuse to let this be the end of the show. I am honestly praying that the Movie on netflix will lead to a wider fanbase and give us a season 3 and more, never give up hope.
and were being fed the story in a “How I Met Your Mother” format meaning certain events lead to the ending, and the story is either being told to us by Mao or Adorabat or even Shin Mao!!!!. I thought of Shin Mao telling us the story just as I was typing this.
I actually thought of all this while walking to work listening to the 10hr video of the opening song, because why not.
Just some Angel Dust dressed as Marilyn Monroe, and I honestly I just wished more people would have Angel Dust in Drag.
does anyone else feel extremely mediocre and talentless it’s like you’re okay at some stuff but not good enough to ever truly succeed or make it into a career, not naturally gifted at anything nor motivated enough, and will never be recognised or special or exceptional in any way to anyone
Aspiring animator, working my way through art school. I love cartoons and anime and will join any fandom, if the ships are cute👩🏿🎨twitter, insta
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