My Totally Normal Crashout On Discord About The New Devil May Cry Netflix Series. I’m Fine-

O///O <- my reaction to the flirt shxjsmd

anyway, 3 for from parent to child and 1 for from child to parent for the ask game :)

Ah, seems like Crow did ask, not surprised—

Yaaay!! Crow!! Thanks so much for the ask, love~!

Alright, Alright, first question-

Assuming you don’t write your Parental F/O as your biological parent, which I’m not sadly, what was their first impression of you? So, what was it?

Well, I guess it sorta was good? I mean you kinda picked me up and kidnapped me in a way. (I DID NOT-) You did, but, I guess you were just fun father that part of me always wanted, plus you’re actually really sweet when you get past the crazy exterior-

How dare you tell them I kidnapped you. I merely picked you up and brought you to a safe shelter TT^TT

Yeah yeah, whatever you say.

Do you and your parental F/Os have your disagreements? What’s something you’d wish they’d understand? Have you ever said something to them you regret?

Yeah, me and Sam Sam (Oi, don’t use that nickname for me-) here do have disagreements sometimes. Sometimes it’s little things like where to eat, though that’s more between siblings, to larger things like missions. Sometimes, I don’t believe she completely understands the seriousness of these missions, and how I completely am trying to protect her from the curses of this world. They..they’re dangerous and I don’t want any of my kids getting hurt.

Holy shit dad..

As for something I regret telling her? I do not believe I have said anything yet—

No, you have. Or at least, something you should.

Oh..I have? Well, what is it—

Telling me I can’t be with Yuji, you should regret telling me I can’t be with that CINNAMON ROLL—

I tell you this because of SUKUNA—

SO WHAT, I THINK 2 IN ONE IS GREAT—

AND AS YOUR ADOPTIVE FATHER I GO NO—

(No, but in seriousness, I see Gojo being a really good dad, just kinda insane, but he means really well. And yes, he did basically kidnapped me/insert me-)

🌻 If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog 🌻

Oh, okay, uh, well.

1. I’ve been dancing since I was 5

2. I am online schooled.

3. I probably have been playing video games since a very young age, or at least been obsessed.

Be Mine, Crush and Love Letters but for Ayato Sakamaki this time >:)

Ahahahaha…I tooootally didn’t put this off because I was too lazy to tag…totally…

ANYWAYS, doing it a different style since I feel like it. I will be answering it, however, the one I am answering can interject any time.

be mine

How would they react to you flirting with them, do they get flustered? flirt back?

Oh he definitely gets flustered every time I flirt. As much as Ayato Sakamaki likes to deny it, he does get flustered when I decide to flirt. However I regret it fairly soon when he bites my neck in retaliation.

crush

when did your f/o realize their feelings for you? how did they deal with those feelings?

Ooooh, that one I don’t think I know completely. At some point he got clingy and wanted all of my attention on him, instead of anything else I was doing, so around that time, maybe? I honestly don’t fully know when it happened, though. And he won’t tell me either, so…

love letters

are they good at expressing how they feel? what’s their best way of letting you know they love you?

HA, no.

(WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘NO’?!)

I mean no. You get affectionate, yes. But also you aren’t good at expressing what you feel towards me, and usually it becomes mean teasing, which I have to scold you for.

(Well, it’s your fault for causing me to act like this. Yours truly doesn’t appreciate it.)

I call bullsh•t. But anyways, whenever he does want to show how he loves me it’s usually affection and opening up slightly. It isn’t often he does it, but when he does, I cherish it, because I know it means he trusts and loves me. So yeah.

draw you and zhongli drinking tea together

Thank you for the idea!! And sorry it came so late, my Brain decided to go “No” for a while!!

This turned out super cute!! Thank you again for the idea!!

Nah Nah, for me

It would be an English Teacher-

You wind up in hell. You are confused at first until you see a row of people in front of you, crying profusely. You weren’t sent to hell to be punished, you were sent as the punishment.

*suddenly appears*

3, 7 and 9 for Satan from the unique self ship ask game *vanishes*

I, okay. Well then, Satan, it’s your turn!

Alright. I guess I shall take a break from my book to answer.

3. What was your SECOND date like? Was it an improvement on the first in some way?

Why must you know of our second date? But since I am answering questions…it was nice. We went to an art museum here in Devildom. I don’t really know if it was better then the first one. Both I feel went very well. Maybe it would be for the fact my brothers didn’t bother us during the second made it a lot better.

7. If your F/O were a type of dog, what breed would they be? Maybe a mix?

A dog? I would much rather be a cat then a dog. But if I had to, it would be a mix of a Greyhound and a Rottweiler. Though, again, I would much rather be a cat then a dog.

9. What's your F/O's favorite cuddling position? Yours?

My favorite cuddling position? Is this seriously a question as well? It is, Hm. Well, my favorite is the Sweetheart’s Cradle. It’s easy to continue to read my books, while also being able to be near with Sammy. As for her cuddling positions, it’s probably the embrace. She says it makes her feel safe, being in my arms. It’s nice.

3, 4 and 5 for Zack-

(I'm bored lol)

Oooh! Another one! Zack, you’re up!!

Ugh, fine, whatever.

(Warning, curse words, because it’s Zack)

3. What was your SECOND date like? Was it an improvement on the first in some way?

And why the fuck do you care?!

Tch, whatever. The second date was fine. I guess it was a bit less awkward?? I don’t fucking know. We just walked around the town at midnight or something. There wasn’t really anything. Though, she did get tired and I had to carry her ass back. I can say, it was better then the first, to be real.

4. What's the strangest gift your F/O has ever given you?

The strangest gift? I don’t know, probably some sort of thing that squishes. What did she call it again?? A squishie? I don’t fucking know it was weird. She said it helps with stress or something, I don’t know. It broke after a while. Her strangest gift? I don’t fucking know, OI, SAM, WHAT’S YOUR STRANGEST GIFT YOU GOT FROM ME?! THE BLOODIED KNIFE?! OH COME IT, IT WASN’T ANYONE YOU KNEW ANYWAY!!

5. What's your F/O's favorite type of kiss to receive? Slow, passionate, sloppy, quick, sweet? What about you?

God, what the fuck is with these questions. Fine fine I’ll answer. The kisses I usually get are sweet and short. Yet..you can just feel how much love she has in it. The kisses I give to her? They’re fine, why don’t you ask Sammy. I’m supposed to answer?? What the hell is wrong with you people. Fine, guess mine are usually quick and passionate of course. That’s it.

Downloading little talks onto my phone is going to be the bane of my existence

So, uh, a while back I created human Abyss Lectors with Gacha (I also created the other type but forgot the name) and so now I decided to share ^^

They don’t have names yet!! Maybe you all can help with that? Then I’ll probably come up with sweet headcanons!