“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

spirits say no

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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

Do you play Minecraft?

But what about clothes?

i’m just over here like love isn’t a pyramid where romance is at the top and friendship is at the bottom…. it’s a soup…. different ingredients but all delicious and necessary for a truly fulfilling meal… 

Your daily dose of cat memes

The cat seems British.

So they can tell what type of scp’s you can deal with.

Why are job interviews psychological warfare