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He also probably would have died in the winter(I think) if it weren’t for Emily-Elizebeth.

I’m cryign

there’s something very dystopian like at the fact that we’re all supposed to continue on with our lives, go to work/school, carry on with our daily routines like we’re not witnessing three countries (sudan, congo & palestine) go through a genocide and mass ethnic cleansing right now all through our mobile phones & the internet

Both have an invaluable powerful artifact.

personally i believe that yoda and gollum are more similar than people think

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

I just want

Reblog with whatever tag first shows up when you type “I just want”.

Ahem, So true.

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

>me: casts all five at the same time to create Summon Greater Unending Idaho Vortex

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Unending penis barrage

Summon Ketamine Ape

Greater Baja Blast

Transmute Idaho

Homoerotic Vortex

Well just give them your business card

i'm actually pretty glad that the supernatural isn't more commonplace and normalized in our society because can you imagine walking through the wrong door at work and getting stuck in a labyrinth in another dimension for 50 years only to come back and find out it doesn't count as overtime