I’ve Gone Insane And Started Writing A Cliche Fantasy Novel

They are such cinnamon rolls I can’t TT v TT

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sherlock doesn’t know yet:

that the moon goes around the earth

that john watson loves him back

that his love for john is not a weakness and it’ll only make him stronger

that john knows that he can’t predict the fortune cookies

that john’s hair feels incredibly soft under his fingertips and john really likes it when sherlock runs his fingers through it

how good it feels to be allowed to kiss john good morning, and that john’s morning kisses can taste like pure sunlight, like coffee and laughter and love

what john watson’s lips look like when he’s been well and truly snogged

that his secret cigarette stash is no longer there because mrs hudson got rid of it

that he can feel completely and utterly blissful and calm without being on drugs; and that all he needs are john’s arms warm and protective around his waist and john’s breath against the nape of his neck

that john snores when he sleeps on his back

that one day, john will ask him to marry him and it will take sherlock precisely three minutes and fifty-one seconds to say yes

that john will still be proud to be his husband in forty years

that the number of their cottage in Sussex will be 1895

that he will get stung by his bees fifty-nine times and john will rub ointment into his skin every single time

that john’s tea tastes best when served with a kiss

that his love is wanted

that he deserves happiness

Katsuki Yūri, illustration.

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i never said that i agree with it? you ASKED me what's the moral thing for piltover to do and i ANSWERED.

but just because i map out a believable scenario doesn't fucking mean i have to agree with it?

have you never engaged in thoughts exercises ever? and what's with the insistence to read what i never fucking wrote.

and if you just keep asking me questions just to be intentionally obtuse about it, stop bothering me.

^^^———

It is WILD that you say “selling drugs and engaging in gang turf war does not make you not a citizen” as if that changes the fact that they’re still CRIMES.

I mean, if your logic is that Zaun is technically part of Piltover and thus falls under Piltover’s jurisdiction… committing a CRIME under their jurisdiction means you can suffer consequences from your actions. No? It doesn’t MATTER if you’re a citizen or not. Being a citizen doesn’t give you free rein to do whatever you want! You have to obey laws!

If I’m a citizen of a city in America, and I do a crime, the police of that city are allowed to take away my rights as a citizen. That’s what being a citizen in a functional society MEANS!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU WEIRD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS????

Thank you Avengers

Love them all 3000 times!

SO I’ve been rewatching the HP series lately and this happened! lmao

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