If I Ever Misgender You Or Use Slang (bro, Man, Gurl, Dude) That Makes You Feel Even Slightly Uncomfortable

Geralt, lowering his head onto the table: Do you ever feel so happy that you suspect that it's not real? Like everything around you feels... fuzzy.

Jaskier, taking Geralt's drink away from his hand: Alright, love, I think that's enough for today.

Lambert, smirking: When do you feel like that?

Eskel: Lambert.

Geralt: Every time I'm with you guys. And Ciri. And Jaskier. Every time Jaskier and I are having se-

Jaskier: ALRIGHTY THEN, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY, let's get you to bed, dear. *stands up*

Lambert: *bursting in loud laughter*

Eskel: *sigh* C'mon, I'll help you.

Jaskier: It's okay, dear, I've got this.

Geralt, letting himself be pulled upwards by Jaskier: Jask, do you know how much I love you?

Jaskier: I love you too, darling, now let's get you to bed.

Jaskier: *bends down, swinging Geralt over his shoulder with a little effort* *walks away with him* Goodnight, guys!

Lambert: *spits out his drink*

Eskel: *gapes*

Lambert: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU CARRYING HIM, HE'S LIKE TWICE YOUR SIZE-

Jaskier: *chuckles*

Geralt, raising his head, smiling drunkenly: I'M FEELING FUZZY AGAIN!!

I don't know how, but everything went to shit.

Peaceful autumn

This was so adorable

You can find me in a puddle at @stargazingfangirl18 feet

Full Disclosure

Characters: Jake Jensen x Reader Word Count: 1,807 Summary: You were just minding your own business, silently crushing on your BFF when he dropped a bomb on you. Warnings: Some explicit language.

A/N: Okay I’m giddy AF to participate in week 2 of the #CaptainsWeeklyChallenge! Thanks for hosting this, @optimistic-dinosaur-nacho​ @donutloverxo​ @captain-a-rogerss​ ::hugs:: I’m also gonna tag @jtargaryen18​ for her #30DaysofChris2020 challenge, since I don’t think you have much Jensen there?? Okay, so I went with this prompt:

Person A: “Compliment me.” Person B: “You have eyes.” Person A: “Great.”

“Oh my god, it’s like brand new,” you grinned, lovingly sliding your fingers over the worn keys of your laptop. “You really are a computer wizard, dude.”

From beside you on the sofa, your best friend Jake Jensen nudged you with his arm, looking smug. “I know.”

You laughed, closing the laptop and setting it on the coffee table. “Thanks for fixing it for me, seriously. I don’t have the money for a new one quite yet.”

Jake rolled his head toward you, looking perfectly relaxed as he lounged in your home like it was his home too. “I could build you a new one. Customize it, whatever you want.”

You made a face, turning to lean back on the sofa arm. You nudged your bare toes against his side, giggling as he jolted and gave you a half-hearted glare. “You have more important things to do than build me a Frankenstein laptop.”

Jake’s lips curled into an amused smile. “I could put bolts on it and everything.”

Continuar a ler

Signs of Embarrassment

Blushing or turning red

Avoiding eye contact

Stammering or stumbling over words

Laughing nervously

Fidgeting with hands or clothes

Scratching the back of the head or neck

Looking down or away

Covering face with hands

Speaking in a quieter voice

Shrinking in posture

Playing with hair or accessories

Clearing throat repeatedly

Apologizing frequently

Sweating more than usual

Biting or licking lips

Supernatural 05.22 → Swan Song

The devil doesn’t know or care what kind of car the boys drive.

You are perfect the way you are.  There is no “too much” or “too little” way of being you. 

You are not too loud, you are not too proud, you are not too visible or too obvious or too You. The fervor with which you live your identity is a beacon of light for those who love you. You are not too silent, you are not too secret, you are not too discreet or too tame or too You. The truth of your identity is always carried within you every single day.

You are never wrong in the way that you live your Pride.

your fave fingering you, hitting all the right spots, keeping a perfectly maddening pace, thumb pressed right over your clit while his slick knuckles slide in and out and in and out making you cum again and again—and you start to whimper and squirm away but he just holds you down with his other hand and pouts,

c'mon sweetheart, you're doing so well for me, don't make me stop now...

missionary is truly an intimate position. okay some freaky bitches shit on it because it is so "vanilla" but the beauty of being face to face, watching your lover make those expressions, having to witness the vulnerability is just so romantic. when your lips crash because you just can't take how pretty they look. when your foreheads meet, nose brushing as they thrust. when your fingers intertwine, holding onto each other like the world is ending tomorrow and you don't want to let go. and if the world does end, you wouldn't regret dying as two souls in each other's embrace.

The Oscars and Hollywood in general is just becoming a bigger joke. They will keep lose revelancy while they keep showing their biased views, a white man's career will not be over when he's accused of sexual assault but a black man slaps someone and its the end of his reputation

so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)