Latest Posts by trashpandaperson - Page 11

Zhongli: [shining a light under the bed]

Zhongli: Xiao, are you ready to come out and interact with people?

Xiao: [hissing]

Zhongli: Understandable, have a nice day.

Wanderer: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Woohoo! Fontaine's almost here! :D

Loving 4.0 so far~

Just still thinking about the fact that Neuvillette sent a nurse down to the fortress and Wriothesley looked at her and thought to himself: she needs elite sniper training

Transcribed: ["So, has working in the fortress been fun for you?" "Ph yeah! Recently His Grace gave me a gift!" "Oh?" Here!" "I see... Is the forementioned Grace in his office right now?"

Baby with a gun

He is not a good influence

We do a little alfredo,,,,

I'd like to imagine that this is what happens when my kazubedo team comp visits inazuma

I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT THIS WHEN I MAINED KAZUHA IN THE OPEN WORLD

Ody, telling his stories from war to Telemachus: and then me and athena got in a fight and she left...

Telemachus: WAIT- you were the friend athena was talking about???

Odysseus: ATHENA CALLED ME A FRIEND???

A little help maybe

Based on this

what if i psychoified him

your trusty pal

saw a cute base and drew baby samcae bc theyre very cute (base under cut) snow leopard caelus bc i love oko/gemcya's baby leopard caes<3

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AAAAAAAAAH KISS ME, K-K-KISS ME, INFECT ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND FILL ME WITH YOUR POISON TAKE ME, T-T-TAKE ME

Bby Aeth

Thought about this and it wouldn’t leave my head until I created it

I dunno why but I feel like Gepard can handle liquor. Like Sampo has the gift of bein smart knowin his limits and what to drink and when, so he gives off the vibe of being able to handle a lot but he's not that heavyweight. He's jus big brain conman XD. Get enough in him n he'll go down like the rest.

But Geppie. Man's sippin vodka from the bottle and not even slurrin his words. When he was a trainee the older guards decided to prank him with a glass of absinthe n called it a weak alcohol only for him to get halfway and not even bat an eye, only stopped cuz it tasted like ass. Dude takes the path of preservation seriously. Even his liver is beyond destruction XD.

Which is why I find two situations very freakin funny, which I'd love your opinion on:

1) Sampo starts up a drinking competition with him. It's on one of his guardian mandated holidays, so Gepard doesn't have to be responsible, and Dove 3 in 1 won't leave him alone anyway, so he agrees. Partway thru Sampo realises he's losin but Gep insists on gettin the drinks so he can't even cheat his way to victory. Cue Gep having to drag a very drunk, incredibly flirty Sampo back to Natasha but he keeps running off. Even being drunk doesn't stop him from havin smoke bombs up the wazoo.

2) Sampo manages to cheat, scheme, girlboss his way to victory. He comes out on top but now has the problem of an incredibly drunk, dangerously curious Silvermane Captain who won't stop flooding him with the oddest of questions. "Why are your eyes so green? Is your hair natural? What happened to the rest of your shirt? Do you really enjoy crime or is it jus something you fell into?" Whi- okay that one was oddly specific and he doesn't have the capacity, as tispy as he is, to answer.

He really needs to get him back home, before he asks the wrong person the wrong question, but isn't cognitive enough to face being questioned by Bronya and would sooner die than face Serval. So he opts into takin him to one of his more obvious hideouts which poses 10 million problems in and of itself when he keeps freakin touching everything!

ANON YOURE RIGHT YOURE A FUCKING. GENIUS. I been thinkin bout this A LOT ACTUALLY prob cuz for some reason fandom seems to lean towards gepard bein a horrific lightweight (i mean i know Why the lightweight trope is very much seen as 'cute' and childlike n whatever but i digress). But tbhtbhtbh i agree w u 100% like.

Gepard is a Tank of a Man. Homie can handle anything. Mfer the living embodiment of preservation like dude could be like 'serval this drink sucks' and hes gulping down perfume, unaffected. Dudes prob ate weird shit out on the front lines n questionable rations. The stuff in his fridge is expired n hes jus shrugging and eating it anyways.

I think w sampo its like. He SEEMS like he can handle his liquor. And hes not bad w it. But hes an Actor. Mfer could be plastered and you wouldnt know. Dude could convince a breathalyzer that hes only a Little Tipsy. But theres a threshold for him where he jus Caves at some points. Like u said tho man is Always competent w bombs. Like drunken boxing but w daggers dude could be blown over by a gentle breeze but still kicks ass.

I imagine that gepard doesnt Usually drink in that he jus. Doesnt care much. But absolutely his drink of choice is the hard shit. He jus has whiskey w ice or vodka w tonic water like a freak. Maybe a white russian if hes feelin zesty. When his guards convince him to go to the bar n challenge him to take shots he shrugs n jus packs them back no big deal.

But oh my god like. The 2nd scenario. I imagine it in order like first sampo realizing gepard has an Inhuman tolerance n making it his missiom to get the good ol captain fucked up. N it takes a while but like. Gepard jus gets more... blunt. But in a strange soft questioning way where he asks the things he wonders bout but never says aloud. The kinda soul reads like 'sampo youre a criminal not because you need to be but because you enjoy the thrill and attention right?' N sampo is just like holy fuck. But its like his inhibitions are gone and hes so Curious about everything and everything. He hangs onto sampos every word n it drives sampo crazy

Sampard but Gepard is very firmly into men so when Sampo is in disguise as Madame Brughel and tries to flirt, Gepard gently and politely brushes her off.

He doesn't take any offense, assuming he's like this when on the job and Brughel is a civilian.

Except the next time, they are in a bar and Gepard is off the clock, so he tries again. Gepard politely shoots him down. He laughs it off and puts the thought away.

Now Brughel was caught somewhere she really shouldn't be (information is a very good currency) and figured a little flirting wouldn't hurt.

Except Gepard ignores her.

Gepard never ignores Sampo.

So now Sampo is annoyed and a little miffed that a persona that's gotten more stoick men to crack has done nothing to Gepard so he tries again and again and again.

Gepard is getting annoyed and a little worried now, since it's been three months and Sampo hasn't done anything which is weird.

Sampo finally goes to blow off some steam, getting the captain in a chase as he stole a good amount of items.

And off handed out of habit, Sampo drops a line about Gepard's pretty eyes and what he'd love to do with his mouth.

Gepard, in a moment that almost makes Sampo stumble, blushes brighter than that time in the bar and stumbles giving Sampo enough time to get away.

Now Sampo has to deal with these revelations while Gepard can't stop thinking about what he said.

Edited to add the picture with the link because for some reason Twitter says it’s NSFW even though they’re fully clothed.

Colors have been added (//7//)

Here’s part 2 :P

Also, 1.1 Yanqing boss fight:

many many many a sampo related doodle ft gepard ♥ in love with a fool

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