Knuckles: which one of you was going to tell me Tea tastes different in hot water?
Sticks: you were putting it in cold water?
Sonic: *visibly shaking* . Knuckles, Answer the question, Knuckles
Knuckles: yeah, I thought for like five years people would put their tea in hot water to speed up the "tea-ifacation process". Didn't realize there was an actual reason
Sonic: you don't have the patience to put the water in the microwave for three minutes?
Tails: why are you putting water in the microwave to boil it?
Sonic: you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Tails: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE
Sonic: TAILS IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?
Tails: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL WATER ON THE STOVE?!
Sonic: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES
Tails: Just put the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a sauce pan
Sonic: *crying* you're putting the mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted!
Shadow: everyone here is a fucking lunatic
Amy: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!
I's funny how the events has affected the french if you think about it. Because they lost Pomme and Baghera but their first thought was "It's okay, they're gonna be back, they always come back.", they didn't lose hope or got depressed like most others. And THEN when create breaks as a last straw they all went collectively "Oh fuck you" and gave themselves more hearts, drills holes everywhere, strolls around in dark metal armor etc.
fremi
nice argument but
LOUD WARNING//
Knuckles is presumed dead until one of the parents gets home and finds him passed out in the closet
Audio
June 27 2024
Me and a friend got an aggie together to draw Sonic characters with a bit more extreme height/ body proportion differences- but it very quickly turned into us drawing sibling fluff.
If you're curious what the changes are:
Sonic is taller and lankier, built for running and being aerodynamic.
Tails is shorter and pudgy, his fox height will kick in when he gets older.
Knuckles is the tallest and is built like a fridge, but mostly in his forearms. (but not Sonic Boom's weird pizza body with spindly legs)
Amy is shorter, but her hammer is MASSIVE. Little innocent tween that looks like she's a damsel in destress but actually is your hero.
(Shadow isn't here because I didn't doodle him in the aggie) but he's a bit shorter, however he is taller than Amy. He's more built for physical combat, having him be bulkier than Sonic (and physically stronger). I like to think that he's a bit more condensed to help stabilize and control the chaos energy inside him.
(and Silver is skin and bone)
just a little autistic boy and his pet rocket launcher
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