I feel like you don't need to drink windex to lose your mind if you would drink windex to lose your mind but uhm... go off?
At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.
far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
"Transitioning is scary!"
Do it anyways. Do it scared.
"I'm too old to transition!"
Do it anyways. Do it old.
"I'm too fat to transition!"
Do it anyways. Do it fat.
"I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?"
Do it anyways. Do it horny.
Doesn't have to be mysterious. Clearly you can just shoot rich people. With a gun. Go off americans
like to charge, reblog to cast <3
me in the pussy if im being fully honest
Reblog to head butt prev (affectionately of course).
Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous
I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.
This has been me lately. I've really been feeling potatoes. Dunno just a real potatocel individual ig. I'm also a cat
Well fucks? Get to it!
Trans, gay, queer, dumb, lesbian, nerd, physicist, geologist, weirdo, play game, eat hot chip, lie. take a wild guess at my fave mineral. 23
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