I Feel Like You Don't Need To Drink Windex To Lose Your Mind If You Would Drink Windex To Lose Your Mind

I feel like you don't need to drink windex to lose your mind if you would drink windex to lose your mind but uhm... go off?

At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.

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1 month ago

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

3 months ago

"Transitioning is scary!"

Do it anyways. Do it scared.

"I'm too old to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it old.

"I'm too fat to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it fat.

"I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?"

Do it anyways. Do it horny.

3 months ago

Doesn't have to be mysterious. Clearly you can just shoot rich people. With a gun. Go off americans

Like To Charge, Reblog To Cast

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

2 months ago
Me In The Pussy If Im Being Fully Honest

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

3 weeks ago

Reblog to head butt prev (affectionately of course).

2 months ago

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

1 month ago

I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

6 months ago

This has been me lately. I've really been feeling potatoes. Dunno just a real potatocel individual ig. I'm also a cat

transgarnets - Rox
1 month ago
uk petition to not restrict healthcare to transgender folks.

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards
Petitions - UK Government and Parliament
The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!

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