Couldn't Do It Either. Maybe There's Some Other Gourd That Can Be Impregnated

Of all the scandinavian languages they chose the most incromprehensible one

Patch update: Raccoons now bilingual

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Someone please bite me until I look like a girl

diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!

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Its actually very easy to differentiate boys and girls. Girls are venomous, boys are not. You can tell the difference by looking at the anal plate

Had this dream where I was at a waterpark and one of the "slides" was a vertical tube with spikes along the side. You just dropped down and stayed still until you hit water.

Cool it has a name!!! I actually love you if I bite you. If I bite harder it means I love you more

you think you're tough, punk. i know your kind. kill a man and you think it makes you big. but let me ask you -- you ever seen a video of a woman with 30-50 live eels inside her gaping rectum? all silver & swarming and whatnot? because i saw that when i was a teenager and ive never been able to find it again and its kinda my porn white whale. so go back to the streets, kid. you're not ready

Loving the implication that

A) you cannot legally possess a pet bear in the afternoon (mornings and evenings are fine ofc)

B) having gay sex with a large hairy man is illegal in the afternoon (again other times it's a-okay)

I love Thailand but I do think I should be allowed to legally enjoy an afternoon bear