You See, I'm Not Pretty Not Because I Can't Be, It Cause I Don't Want To Be. I'm Transitioning To Become

if she has no ass, focus on what she'll always still have

Fun fact! Not everyone has this!

Only about 1/4 of us have this problem, and it has to do with going from a relatively dark area to an extremely bright area.

We don't know why we do this, but we think it's because our eyes freak out and our brain thinks it's due to a physical irritant.

Have fun with that

Ok but this lass is my main source of gender envy and goals.

her red flags are big, but um uhh i mean umm i mean uuhhhhh

I have one, not raspberry tho

⭐️TRANS HRT⭐️

It's fun if you're trans

they seriously need to invent a medication that has no side effects and no risks and that cures everything that is wrong with me instantly and forever. and is raspberry flavoured

And when I do it, all I get annoyed looks and questions about why I am playing thunderstruck outside at 4 am.

Sheesh.

I love waking up to the sound of bagpipes in town.

Genuinely gorgeous sound.

And No frog mouth!? Why this is blasphemy!

How dare you omit the true king of helmets!

» choose your own knight.

Ok so.

Canadian here! The pillow one I can only take a guess at. Probably either extra cash, because the canadian dollar fluctuations are so quick and big, you could return it for extra CAD. That or free pillow for a month. Then buy a new one.

The milk is simple. We love milk, like, a lot.

I can only imagine that your "shitty milk" was cheaper than ours by enough to justify getting multiple jugs.

As a USian I’ve heard many stereotypes about Canadians over the years. Super friendly has always been the most prevalent, and the runner up usually involved moose or mounties. When I lived right up at the border for a few years I discovered the two weirdest possible Canadian stereotypes.

The first was that Canadians would drive down to my mattress store, buy a Tempurpedic pillow, then return it a month later. Like. Any time we sold just a pillow it was a Canadian and 90% were returned a month later. I cannot and will never be able to explain this phenomenon.

But the second weird Canadian thing was The Milk. My roommates and I would shop at Costco and if we had the misfortune to go on a weekend we would just see Costco sized shopping carts full of milk. And Costco doesn’t have regular gallons! They have those massive two gallon jugs.

We’d see carts entirely filled with jugs of milk and every person loading up a pallet of milk into their car had Canadian plates. Even mild Canadians would have at least three of those milk jugs.

It was a subject for wild speculation. Did they bathe in the milk? Was one Canadian volunteered as tribute to bring back milk to their whole city block? Did they not have cows in Canada? Was there a Canadian black market for shitty US milk?

The local Costco had to literally expand their fridge section to accommodate the milk runs that would happen. It was super weird. But now I just sound like a crazy person when I make a Canadian milk joke because only people in that city knew about this hyper specific trend.

So we decided to test my old hema mask from 10+ years ago.

We hit it with

3 arrows from a 40 pound hunting bow,

And 10 times with a sledgehammer

Results were this:

Three holes in the mesh and pummeled flat.

Lots of fun for not much info gained.

Overall I do trust my masks more because it the dents were exponential. As shown in the video, it took a blow with no dents when able to move, but only dented when it could not.

So yeah, overall a good success.

Just saving this for later

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THIS is why I always ask "what is your favorite form?" instead. It is always changing and sometimes I get to see a cool dragon or something like that.

people will really go up to shapeshifters like "oh what's your true form? oh but what do you really look like?" are u hearing yourself. do u hear how insane u sound