Taekwoon: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Believed As A Child?

imagine Hongbin as the nutcracker prince and Hakyeon as Clara, but instead of falling in love with him and breaking his curse, Hakyeon just uses Hongbin’s jaw to break nuts for his pet squirrel, Leo

Charlie: THE FLOOR IS HATING JDOG

HU: *Hops onto the furniture*

Danny: *latches onto the fucking ceiling in like 0.2 seconds*

Jdog: *lies down on the floor

Johnny: JDOG NO

Danny: Kiss the prettiest person in the room right now!

Dylan: Charlie?

Charlie  [blushing]: Y-Yes?

Dylan: Can you please move? I’m trying to get to the mirror.

Ken: Do you think koalas get angry?

N: Do I look like National Geographic?

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Hoshi: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no

Woozi: and then jesus said ‘omae wa mou shindeiru’ and then moses answered ‘nani?!’

Johnny : *coughs violently*

Charlie : don’t die

Johnny : don’t tell me what to do

Charlie: /screams at Funny man/

Funny man : /screams at Charlie /

Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?

Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition

Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.

Ken: Has anyone seen Hongbin?

Hongbin, lying facedown on the floor: Present.