If You Could Get Any One Cosmetic Surgery Professionally Done And Free Of Charge, What Would You Get?

me crawling through any ancient ruin or dungeon in any video game ever: who lit these candles

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

Me: [replaces the word ‘eat’ with ‘vore’ to annoy my friends]

when you wanna talk about that thing you’re obsessed with but you already said a lot about it and don’t wanna be annoying 

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me: