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ROBO KY FOR SEASON 5 PLZ

You cannot separate the husbands!

of course you have a full suit of armour both marking you as the romantic ideal of masculinity and obscuring your body so completely that your sex loses importance when signifying your gender and class. and pronouns

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

holy paladins of philadelphia smite down these diabolical kansas city evildoers

I hate you myers-briggs test I hate you astrological signs I hate you "five love languages" I hate you enneagram I hate you compulsive desire to categorize and pathologize all human behavior

Male Reader x 141 Boys

Male reader is introduced to the 141 but is younger than them and has the rank of a General...

pairing: professional/platonic!141 x m!reader

warnings: swearing

note: i chose to do this as hcs as opposed to an actual fic bc I couldn't actually think of a plot or anything

it's E Squadron of the SAS who bring you over to the one four one base; you used to be one of them, and they've never been prouder and they do kind of want to show off that one of their own had climbed so far up the ladder at such a young age

Price is the first to meet you, a little shocked that someone so young is so far up the food chain; but he's polite, and he doesn't act as if you're any different just because you're young. he also doesn't treat you any differently because of your rank, either; but if anyone gets gobby or tries to be mean to you based on your age, he'll stand up for you

Ghost is the same, although he's not as polite; he's still nice, still offers to show you around and everything. he doesn't really care that you're young, especially for a general - sure he's a bit shocked at first but he soon shrugs it off, it's not really a big deal; he might wonder how you got so high up the chain of command so young, but he won't ask

Soap, however, does ask. at length. he doesn't make it a secret that he's impressed, or that he's curious; he tries his best to be on his best behaviour, but he's not going to hold back any questions that he's got at all. but if you ask him to back off, he will - if he's asking a lot of personal questions (which he will), and you ask him to be a bit more distant, he'll crack a joke to show there's no ill will and he'll try to calm it down a notch, try being the key word

Gaz is a mix, he might ask you how you achieved the rank of general at your age, but only if he can get you alone for a couple of minutes; he doesn't want to pry, although he will make it known that it's kind of really impressive and cool that someone so young managed to get that high up - he'll joke around with you more, though, as it's nice to have someone around who would understand certain things like Lizzy the daily star lettuce and Rishi Sunak sounding like Will from The Inbetweeners (briefcase wanker)

they do try their best to make you feel welcome, though, and to make you feel like one of them - you might be a general, but because of your previous experience as SAS, especially as E Squadron, they're more trusting of you. besides, you're young, and you seem like you've got a good head on your shoulders anyway

whenever you're out of the room, though, it'll Price who speaks up

"that (y/n), he's a nice lad, ain't he?"

to which Ghost will nod

Soap will pipe up with a "yeah, he seems alright, actually"

Gaz will nod in agreement. "you sure we can't ask to be under his command?"

how it feels to see a post containing a vaguely factually inaccurate sentiment about a subject on which you are disgustingly overinformed

Goncharov 50th gonchiversary bash !!!!!! 50 years with the greatest mafia movie ever made, crazy how fast time goes.